i'm an asshole

my gf called me an asshole wat should i do?

 

uummmmm.........shit

 

In another forum you said you like to go for weeks without showering. Are you sure she didn't say you smell like an asshole?

 

why did she call you an asshole?

peace
zenry

 

and im a penis.

 

you should probably go out of your way to do something nice for her for once, instead of leaving all the planning and carrying out of thoughtful, romantic things to her, while you sit on her couch eating her food and watching her tv and throwing out a subconcious halfassed compliment every now and then!

 

Have you thought about shaking some sense into her...?

Seriously though, did you DO anything? was she like teasing? were you being an asshole? If so I recomend stop being an asshole.

 

Maybe thats a clue to stop being an asshole...?

peace
chickens

 

Well if she thinks you're an asshole, then you've obviously done something to make her think that way. Retrace your steps, cut back on the drugs, and maybe, just maybe you'll figure out what the hell you did to become such an asshole.





And if all else fails, dump her and find another anusoraphice, such as yourself.

 

im an asshole once a month ,at same time each month.accept that your an ass, when she needs some she will be back unless your an ass and im leaving you type of ass!!!! then i just role a big hairy spliff to be even higher on life

 

she sounds like a real bitch i think you should dump her and find some one new. seriously go for it.

 

lol. she wanted to see posts i hd put on the forum. and there was one thing wherer i said i let her have her moments of glory but i'm usually on top. so she called me an asshole. it was funny.

 

haha, good burn. i was thinking that myself...

 

You sound like she has you whipped to bad she didn't whip you into taking a shower

 

Folks
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me,
About you,
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests,
About that special feelting we get in the cockles of our hearts
Or maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver,
Maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon,
We don't know

I'm just a regular joe,
With a regular job.
I'm your average white,
Suburbanite slob.
I like football, and porno, and books about war.
I've got an average house,
With a nice hardwood floor.
My wife, and my job, my kids, and my car,
My feet on the table,
With a Cuban cigar.
But sometimes that just ain't enough,
To keep a man like me interested,
Oh no, no way, uh uhh.
No I gotta go out and have fun,
At someone elses expense,
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah,

I drive really slow,
In the ultra fast lane,
while people, behind me, are going insane.

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets,
And I piss on the seat,
I walk around in the summer time,
Sayin' "How about this heat?"

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped People, make handicapped faces,

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's a big fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song,
Ranting and raving and carring on,
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong.
NAAAHHHHH

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadaliac Eldarado Convertable,
Hot Pink!
With whale skin hub caps,
An all leather cow interior,
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights.
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby,
At 115 miles per hour,
Getting one mile per gallon,
Sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fasioned non-biodegradable styrafoam containers.
And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers,
I'm gonna wipe my mouth in the American flag,
And then I'm gonna toss the styrafoam containers right out the side,
And there ain't a God damn thing anybody can do about it,
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why.
Two words, Nuclear Fucking Weapons OK.
Russia, Germany, Romania,
They can have all the democracy they want.
They can have a big democracy cake,
Walk right through the middle of Tienemen Square,
And it won't make a lick of difference,
Because we got the bombs OK!
John Wayne's not dead,
He's frozen.
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the duke.
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off,
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well multiply that by 15 million times,
That's how pissed off the duke's gonna be.
I'm gonna get the duke,
And John Cassavetes,
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah,
And a case of whiskey,
And drive down to Texas,
And,
(hey, Hey, You know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you shut up and sing the song pal,
You know the whole time I thought I was that asshole,
And it turns out it was him,
What an Asshole

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

A, SS, HO, LE
Everybody,
A, SS, HO, LE

I'm an asshole, and I'm Proud of it!

 

haha joe, i remember that song too.

 

Deal with it? Seriouslly if a name is enough to rock the foundation of you relationship like this... Yeah... Serious questions you need to ask.

 

you're a good man freakyjoeman. denis leary is the best.

 

If your an asshole, then your an asshole, what can you do?

 

channel it into the toilet