How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Spastic_Monkey, Jul 21, 2005.

  1. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    i see you all went to the same site i did:p
     
  2. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    Stop looking at the Dead Bays Jokes site :mad: I've read those today already :D
     
  3. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Wow, 22 pages of dead baby jokes? The internets magical.
     
  4. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    What has 4 legs and one arm?






    A doberman on a children's playground.
     
  5. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    What do you get if you dislocate a babies jaw?


    Deep throat
     
  6. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    What is the worst part about killing a baby?







    Getting blood on your clown suit.
     
  7. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    We're all going to hell.......
     
  8. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    What's twelve inches long, stiff as a board, and keeps a housewife up all night screaming?







    Crib death.
     
  9. Spastic_Monkey

    Spastic_Monkey Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    I'm probably going there for more than telling dead baby jokes...
     
  10. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    What's worse than one dead baby?





    Half a dead baby and a pie.
     
  11. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    actually, the ones I told are from memory. what site is it?
     
  12. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    What's the worst place to find a dead baby?






    On a menu.
     
  13. Unbreakable_T

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    What's worse than a truck full of dead babies?






















    a live one a tthe bottom eating its way out
     
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