Busted, cops let me off & leave a present)

Alright so one evening at like 6pm I'm driving around doing errands. I had already taken 2mg of Xanax that day (I take them w/o prescription, but I dont abuse them). I start getting bored with all the errand shit and decide to pop 3 Norco's (10mg Hydrocodone each) and 2 10mg Valiums.

I'm ususally fine with combinations of tons of drugs, but this time things didnt go so well. I started to get blurry vision every 10 seconds or so I eould see double for a moment or two. Needless to say, I had to get off the road. I pulled into a Walgreens parkinglot so I wouldnt endanger others or myself...

I passed out.

When I wake up its dark out - there are 6 people tapping on the window trying to wake me up and finally when I come to.... I get out of the car and very groggily stumble a few feet away rubbing my eyes. Before I could think of what to do next...

The flashing cop lights turned on. 2 Cops walked over to me and asked me if I was ok, I responded - 'yes, sir I'm alright'.
"Sir, could you tell me where you are right now?"
(I was completely groggy from waking up and after all those pills it takes more than 5 seconds to become fully aware).
'Um, *********' I said the name of a place that was over 30 miles away, haha)
"Ok could you come with me please?"

I follow him and was frisked - they also searched my car which had 3 Valiums, 6 Xanax, and 87 Hydrocodones in it. {FUCK was my only thought}

They then had a little cop huddle and came back and said that they couldnt let me drive home because I was unfit to drive and that he didnt think a sobriety test was neccessary. They drove me back to my place - and they said to pick my car up in the morning.

I go back the next morning completely pissed off, I probably had some damned record now and they had taken a month supply of pills! I get in my care and the spot I had left all my pills was empty {FUCK again}. I didnt see any ticket or anything but I looked through the rest of the car and - get this:

The pill case, the bottle of hydro's were sitting there under some bag I had in the car. I could not fucking believe it. I was so fucking happy.

I drove home feeling like the cops around here really are alright guys looking for people that are trying or causing real havoc.

Now for what caused this post.
I was clearing out my car today and down in the corner where I had found my pills, I found a match book. I use a light so I was like - wtf?

Check this out:

 

Sorry for the double post, but it needed to be below the picture. I have to admit - I'm confused by the message this packet is sending, are they saying dont do prescription drugs recreationally? Or are they saying if yous been hurt by those drugs, call this number and theyll help you?

 

Looks like they're trying to tell you that candy rots your teeth...*lol*

 

Hahha, yeh - but since I do extractions, its more liek all it does is make me sleepy. Its like taking 250mg of Tylenol everyday from a hard day at work on your feet. Hell, doctors prescribe like 200 or 300 mg of Aspirin to older people now because they want to be

Doctors even prescrib Motrin 800's to people, I mean... when Iwent to my doctor he srugged it off and said to take extra strength T's.

If you're extracting your product or manage to get it pre-exctracted, you can do it w/o a worry.

 

Sorry to sound stupid, but what are extractions?

 

That is a matchbook advertising a law firm. They prosecute pharmaceutical companies on behalf of people "injured" by prescription drugs.

The cops were being smartasses.