Advantage of living on Earth

One of the advantages of living on Earth is that you get a free trip around the Sun every year.

 

So I've been fucking my travel agent for nothing.

 

its a nice lil plannet to call home

 

i came for the oxygen i stayed for the THC

 

i came for the experience and the lessons

 

... aren't we all on Earth to evolve, somehow? If we succeed, we might end up on a better planet next time, with "higher" spirits.

 

we are here to evolve? damn why didnt i get the memo on the meaning of life?

 

Well, that's just my theory... I might be wrong and the reason why we're here is because it's hell... maybe we were in a better place and were so bad we ended up on Earth... HELL!!

But I'm not that negative and I'd rather think we're here cause it's part of our "spiritual evolution"

 

Yeah i have pondered similar concepts, sorry if i offended you (not sure if i did or not) i was just joking

 

You didn't offend me at all

 

It's good company.... people from Mars are always pissed off, and people from Venus always try to get in your pants.