What would you do or how would you react if...

What would you do, how would you react if (while on public transportation)someone threw up on you? Would your reaction depend on the age of the individual???

 

you ask dumb questions.

 

I'd kick them right in the head......what else should I do?

 

i have no idea.

 

well, depends on the person and age...but yea, if it was an adult...i'd probably put a nice dent in their ribs with my foot.

 

adult or not, someone pukes on me, they are gonna get fuckin kicked.

 

And you have dumb replies.

 

If I had food in my stomach, I would return the favor. When I see someone else throw up, it makes me do the same thing. I can't help it.

 

yea, i cna't kick a kid though...i wish i could...but i guess thats why you wear the pants in the relationship....

 

id prolly go into shock and then be worried about them and mad at the same time.

 

thats exactly right......you get a ganja brownie......

 

score, its been a while since my last ganja brownie

 

Chunk: But the worst thing I ever done, I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theatre, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony, and then, then I made a noise like this. (Acts like he is throwing up) Huagh. Huagh. Huagh. Huaaah! And, and then I dumped it over the side on all the people in the audience. Then, th-then then this was horrible, all the people started getting sick, and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Jake: (Smiles a bit at Chunk's twisted sense of humour) Ma, I'm beginning to like this kid.

 

If she was otherwise an attractive girl, I would ask her for a date... especially if she's out of my league. She'd feel like she owed me...

 

hahahahaha loved that story.



I would prolly instantly strip off whatever piece of clothing was soiled, then if it was an adult, i would punch them in the schnoz. if it was a kid, maybe under 10, then i would punch their parent. if it was a reeally old person, i would just promptly remove myself. if whoever did it was intoxicated, i would proceed to inflict horrible pain.

all the while prolly puking myself

 

She's a dumb bitch with the libido of a nickel whore.

 

Thank you for your kind response, bitchhhh. If you want to fuck me, ask, don't hate...lol.

 

Okay. Can I fuck you?

 

NO

 

Whoops! I forgot to bring my pocket full of nickels.