you ever notice....

that most NASCAR fans are propably impotent or having any sexual dysfunction issues?? I mean, why else would viagra, allegra and enzyte be sponsoring racing teams?? it must suck being a redneck. with all that time while they are laid off of work and watching nascar from their cozy little trailers... they need a little blue pill to keep them going, huh?

 

prolly because some of the habits that nascar fans have.... simple biology. yes, that is a generalization and stereotype....

oh well

anyways, i cant stand nascar fans. i hate them even more then i hate nascar, which is hard to beat.

 

they like to encourage them to take viagara......it lessens the posibility of them wandering around after dark....

 

I'm living in a trailer park in the south and it's pretty fucking cool actually, not as cool as the one in colorado though.

 

why would the encourage them to take viagra?? do they want more redneck imbreeding??? well, as far as NASCAR goes, yes, probably....... that would mean more fans and more sponsors. ahh interesting.

 

I think yer gettin' the idea....

 

NASCAR is a threat to the whole human race then.

 

One of it's recruiting methods is to get people to badmouth it to attract attention to itself. "Despite controversy, sales of adult-themed games soar. In other news, when they say "despite" they mean "because of""

 

yeah, somehow a bunch of rednecks driving 500 miles in a circle doesn't impress me.

One of my favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes (edited): I wanna be a racecar passenger... man you really like Tide!

 

hey now...be nice. Why the sterotypes? And who cares if they do happen to live in a trailer.

 

This is no place for you, HIPPIE!!!

 

madcrappie, IMO, those fast cars help those idiots make up for something they are lacking......in the Freudian sense. WHY would someone need a phallic shaped object and try to prove that they can go faster and longer than an other asshole riding in a phallic shaped object? Makes sense.

BTW, hon, allegra is an allergy medicine. Cialis is the other boner med.

 

Because that makes sense...lol.

 

Maybe hard on pills are like steroids for drivers?

 

oops, yeah I meant cialis!!

thats the commercial that warns people to get immediate medical attention if their erection lasts more than 4 hours.

 

Now they have a garnie fructis car...it doesn't fit in too well with the others...

 

I don't know if that's completely accurate Madcrappie?
I read that next year, JR will be driving for Team Tampax.

 

yeah, thats the last thing those rednecks worry about, is getting damn tampax for their wives.

 

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lol them too