Why are you gay poll

I'm never peeing again!

 

Sure. easy enough to say. You've already caught the Queers.

 

I don't feel comfortable voting in this poll because it makes the assumption that the only options are either/or. What about a genetic factor brought to the surface by events in one's life?

 

I'm actually bi and engaged, but I voted anyway.

 

So sue me.

 

Well, sure you would. You aren't a homophobic dimwit. Besides, like Moonsphere said, you already have The Queers I suppose it's like the people with genital herpes finding partners tht already have it. It's not going to get worse by new The Queers cooties that literally jump from our bodies spreading gay agenda. Even cartoon characters can catch it you know. Look @ Barney, Jimmy Neutorn, Tinky Winky & now Even poor Spongebob Squarepants. All of them infected by us. I know I'm personally responsible for Tinky Winky. I used to watch Telletubbies with my Daughter every day. I'm sure that it's only a matter of time before that Rabbit, Buster comes down with it. No doubt in some episode soon he is going to start dancing ballet with Binky I suppose both of them wearing tights or EEEGads! tutus. They will no doubt recruit Arthur himself into their depravity having a lewd & raucous all male multi species orgy. The female characters will all start loving & kissing each other too. All because Buster visited lesbian Maple Syrup farmers. I take responsibility for this too. We watch that show all the time too. Yep, you guessed it. With my advanced affinity for electronics & constant television watching I have perfected being able to infect TV characters with The Queers <Snowdancer starts to laugh maniacally... > Now if only I could get Joe Rogan, Joey Tribbiani, David Letterman. I want Turk & JD to get it on on Scrubs while Carla & Elliot "play doctor" on the other side of the room. My mission would be complete if the whole cast of ER preformed a mass omnisexual orgy. OH, to see SHERRY STRINGFIELD (Dr. Susan Lewis), MAURA TIERNEY (Abby Lockhart), GORAN VISNJIC (Dr. Luka Kovac), NOAH WYLE (Dr. John Carter), LINDA CARDELLINI
(Samantha Taggart), ALEX KINGSTON (Dr. Elizabeth Corday), MING-NA
(Dr. Jing-Mei (Deb) Chen), PARMINDER NAGRA (Neela Rasgotra), MEKHI PHIFER (Dr. Gregory Pratt) Eriq La Salle (Dr. Peter Benton), George Clooney (Dr Douglas Ross), Michael Michele (Dr. Cleo Finch), Julianna Margulies (Head Nurse Carol Hathaway), Kellie Martin (Lucy Knight), Sharif Atkins (Dr. Michael Gallant), Gloria Reuben (Physician Asst. (PA-C). Jeanie Boulet), William H. Macy (Dr. David Morganstern), Kathleen Wilhoite (Chloe Lewis), Erik Palladino (Dr. Dave Malucci), Abraham Benrubi (Jerry Markovic), Conni Marie Brazelton (Nurse Connie Oligario), Laura Cerón (Nurse Chuny Marquez), Ellen Crawford ( Nurse Lydia Wright), Deezer D (Nurse Malik McGrath), Yvette Freeman (Nurse Haleh Adams), Lynn A. Henderson (Pamela Olbes, EMS), Lily Mariye (Nurse Lily Jarvik), Monté Russell (Dwight Zadro, EMS), Emily Wagner (Doris Pickman), Khandi Alexander (Jackie Robbins)& yes, of course their token queer LAURA INNES (Dr. Kerry Weaver), in fact everyone who has ever set foot on that set getting together for one mass tangle of arms, legs, other body parts! Man on man! Woman on woman! Women & men together! The cop characters using their cuffs for bondage stuff! mmf & ffm combinations! Heck while we are at it why not have Sherry Stringfield & Kathleen Wilhoite having sex so we could have incest too. Everyone wearing each other's cloths, especially the males wearing the females. YES! THAT WILL BE THE END OF CIVILIZATION! The gay agenda will have succeeded. The Queers will have completely infected the world. Brainwashing everyone into complete & total queerdom! Ahh Haa Haa Ahh Haa Haa!
<Snowdancer fiendishly rubs hands together pausing once in a while to straighten hir skirt or flick hir hair>




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life is short make the best of it

 

Damn that above image is nice... anyway I was turned gay by a dad who was never there for me...

 

well thats very strange since most gay people parents are straight as a ruler. and a lot of fathers are not there either regarless if hes gay or not.

 

haha damn snowdancer you sure paint the vivid picture. what about daffy duck? he's got some gnarly lisp goin' on.

 

ok

 

I was turned gay by the 1980's

 

I am gay because... wait, I'm not gay - only 79% gay at the mo but slowly rising the number, the more arsehole men I meet!

 

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I first felt attracted to a boy for his personality when I was 7; and I felt physically attracted to a girl that same year.

 

That was a long ago . airplanes were not even invented yet.

 

Hmm why am I gay? Girls are hot, I mean I am actually Bi, men are hot too. I began liking girls since I could first like anything. Boys too. Free love darlings, I truely find everyone beautiful.

 

When it comes to fictional characters, I thought there was something about these two girls in Peanuts--why was Marcie calling Peppermint Patty "Sir" all the time? And Marcie looked a lot like Billie Jean King. Hmmm.....

And then what about Ernie and Bert? They lived together in a one-bedroom place. Was there ever any hot Muppetsex?

Am I the only one old enough to remember Snagglepuss? This big fey thing, and he was pink!

 

I remember all that. It was the homosexual undertones in cartoons that corrupted my fragile little mind as a kid growing up. LOL, j/k.

 

Finally... somebody who loves like I do.

And, yes, Sage... I remember all three of those cartoon situations...