I hesitate to call it a game

Question to god:
If you created reality, why did you create it to look like it evolved?

 

God: Oops...ya caught me. *disappears into a puff of illogic*

 

A: I established the natural laws to evolve the reality in which you live. I established these laws to fulfill a higher law which I follow.

Q: Why did you limit the perception of yourself by some beings you created?

 

Thanks god..Thats the first thing you've said you've done that matches reality.
You get the cigar.

 

You do realise that part of evolution is supernatural. For example, those that are weak in natural ability but have faith in God are shown favor and showered with riches to evolve the understanding of those whose only faith lies in natural law. In some cases, those who are not favored by natural evolutionary processes are selected by supernatural evolution to show the power of God.

 

Kharakov

Occam realises no such thing.

what does

"weak in natural ability"
"whose only faith lies in natural law"
"not favoured by natural evolutionary processes"
"selected by supernatural evolution"
"power of god"

MEAN?

You support evolution but say it is not enough?
That we get "special treatment" from god.
Why.

Once again. Arrogant humans think we are special.
To WHOM?

Ourselves. And thus god must think we are damn special as well
otherwise.
What good is god?

Occam

 

Really?

It's a secret.

To the one who makes us feel special.

Makes a mean pesto and is a great mystery/fantasy author.

 

Ahem God , do you love me? if so then why can't i see you?

 

God: You do, you just don't realise it.

 

damn i don't think this is a bad game

 

God : "Until such time as you are bad."

 

G: I'm that guy that talks to himself as he stumbles down the street. I tried to tell you.

Q: Why the tsunami, Dude? That's just mean.

Q: Are there a lot of atheists in Hiroshima and Nagasaki?

 

G: let me answer your question, with another question...are there a lot of athiests in New York? how bout in war torn countries? what about anywhere?

 

oops, i forgot to ask a question...someone else do one

 

Question: God, what's with Your being so into rape and pillage in the OT? In Num.31:18 your favoured Israelites get to "save for themselves" all the poor virgins as spoils of war or something. Seriously, dude. Not cool. You are also down with slavery. Hello, God? Oh, also - please explain why is eating shrimp an abomination?

Thanks, Big Guy.

 

God: Not anymore.

Question: Do you have a sense of humor?

 

God: Look in the mirror


Q: Were you gonna eat that?

 

God: I was kinda hoping you would...

Q: Hey, what the fuck is that anyway?

 

God: Why ask me, you humans always come up with your own ridiculous answers anyway.


Q: Are we there yet?