Large onion and anchovie pizza covered with feta cheese and kidney beans, eaten very fast. Or beef stew washed down with syrup of ipecac. Chicks dig the aftermath.
Before- Something that wont give you bad breath. After- Something that will get that nasty taste out of your mouth.
Pussy.. duh! Just kidding.. I'd take it easy on a lot of food though.. I hate having sex after a full meal, my stomach feels horrible afterwards..
icecream raspberries whiped cream fried chicken... anything you want... i personally crave........uhhhh....... .......... .... .. . sleep..
It's not much fun eating before but make an ice cream sundae during that is fun and maybe some fruit after that will do the trick.
Obviously, you don't want to eat too heavy or anything you're allergic to. Don't eat anything that gives you gas. Something sweet will cause your bodily fluids to taste better.
Umm... Why not just eat? Ofcourse the food can't enhance your bad breath, make you fart or give you diarrhoea...