what to eat before and after intercourse.

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by smallpenis, Aug 1, 2005.

  1. smallpenis

    smallpenis Member

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    plz tell me what to eat before and after intercourse.
     
  2. Alternative_Thinker

    Alternative_Thinker Darth Mysterious

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    How about you eat anything you want? I mean, who's to stop you, right?
     
  3. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    Large onion and anchovie pizza covered with feta cheese and kidney beans, eaten very fast. Or beef stew washed down with syrup of ipecac.

    Chicks dig the aftermath.
     
  4. Mac

    Mac Member

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    ^ ^^bad idea^^^^

    try chocolate....if that doesnt seem right....EAT IT OFF EACH OTHER
     
  5. nozzy

    nozzy Member

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    eat her pussy before the actual intercourse, have what you like after depending on how loyal you are
     
  6. Green

    Green Iconoclastic

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    Before- Something that wont give you bad breath.

    After- Something that will get that nasty taste out of your mouth.
     
  7. _orgazmik_

    _orgazmik_ o_O

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    Pussy.. duh!



    Just kidding.. I'd take it easy on a lot of food though.. I hate having sex after a full meal, my stomach feels horrible afterwards..
     
  8. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

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    No doubt. Go into sex hungry and then after it's over eat some fruit!
     
  9. sweetval

    sweetval Member

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    Before: A nice cocksickle

    After: A couple of mints
     
  10. Scholar_Warrior

    Scholar_Warrior Be Love Now

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    I heard that oysters are an aphrodesiac, but I ate a dozen once and only eleven worked....... ;)
     
  11. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    DAHAHAHAHAHA

    That's much funnier than mine...
     
  12. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    Pasta salad and garlic bread.

    Tabouli increases stamina.
     
  13. AcousticPeace

    AcousticPeace Member

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    eat what ever ur little heart disires
     
  14. shadowd_dreamr

    shadowd_dreamr Senior Member

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    icecream
    raspberries
    whiped cream
    fried chicken...


    anything you want...

    i personally crave........uhhhh.......

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    sleep.. ;)
     
  15. xdaisy71x

    xdaisy71x Member

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    It's not much fun eating before but make an ice cream sundae during that is fun and maybe some fruit after that will do the trick.
     
  16. happyhippiegrl

    happyhippiegrl Member

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    eat oysters
     
  17. SageDreamer

    SageDreamer Senior Member

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    Obviously, you don't want to eat too heavy or anything you're allergic to.

    Don't eat anything that gives you gas.

    Something sweet will cause your bodily fluids to taste better.
     
  18. lakshen

    lakshen Forn Siưr

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    Umm... Why not just eat? Ofcourse the food can't enhance your bad breath, make you fart or give you diarrhoea...
     
  19. TokeMEup420

    TokeMEup420 Member

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    I wouldnt suggest eating
     

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