"Whosoever shall not receive the kingdom of God as a little child..." (Mark 10:15).

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  1. antiporn

    antiporn Member

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  2. ryupower

    ryupower NO capcom included

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    Wow, where'd you get that Gif From?
     
  3. Kharakov

    Kharakov ShadowSpawn

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    Dude, that gif is hilarious. You should be on Saturday Night Live with Dana Carvey playing church lady.

    YOU ARE GOING TO HELL!!! RAAA!!! ROOAARR!!!
    lol.....

    Seriously, I am totally glad God created you cuz you are just about the cutest little bugger ever...
     
  4. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

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    deleted
     
  5. Kharakov

    Kharakov ShadowSpawn

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    Dude, Burby...

    You are now r3leeted.. you r0><04z... Kaptain Krad...
     
  6. White Feather

    White Feather Senior Member

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    "Whosoever shall not receive the kingdom of God as a little child..." (Mark 10:15).

    doesn't mean what you think it means.
     
  7. Epiphany

    Epiphany Copacetic

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    Exactly
     
  8. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

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    i think that might be what my post origionally said, but more wordy, so i deleted it
     
  9. Kharakov

    Kharakov ShadowSpawn

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    Or perhaps he knows that a child laughs when their Father growls at them. Bad kid! You were playing with the occult stuff that I created for your enjoyment! You are so so bad!! Do not play with the toys that I created!!!

    Do not look at the bodies I have created!! Bad kid!!! I did not make them beautiful so you would enjoy looking at them and love me for creating them!!!

    I did not make up lots of cool stories and neat 'magic' things so that you would love me for creating them!!! You are bad to enjoy the things I created for you!!! You are bad to love me for creating so many things for you!!!

    Bad child!! Bad child!!1 Stop loving me for creating so many cool things for you!!! I command you not to enjoy the things that I created for you!!!
     
  10. thespeez

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    Count me in as well! Over the ages, individuals whose motives are driven more by their personal agendas rather than spiritual integrity try to use, bend and manipulate scripture to mean what they want it to.
     
  11. Libertine

    Libertine Guru of Hedonopia

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    So, according to your religion, I am going to this "hell" (which I already know the Greek and Hebrew definitions of by the way).

    But, I ask of you...what part of me exactly is going?
     
  12. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

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    hey, if you are baptized, you could always claim your catholic and then end up in purgatory fow a little while ;)
     
  13. Libertine

    Libertine Guru of Hedonopia

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    Which part of me? My mind, my body, my "soul"???
     
  14. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

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    if your asking me...i dont know, nor do i claim to know...

    although inthink it is safe to say the physical body that everyone is accoustumbed [sp?] to doesnt go anywhere

    honestly, my last post was a joke...
     
  15. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

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    I don't get it but okay....
     
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