I am consistently sent Bible verses by posters and asked to give my interpretation and I must agree that without the proper interpretation the Holy Bible can be twisted to fit anyone's fey sin-peppered agenda and therefore I shall for your spiritual edification make it a regular practice of mine to post my interpretations here in my threads which are of course God's threads. Amen. John 8:1-7: "Jesus went unto the mount of Olives. And early in the morning he came again into the temple, and all the people came unto him; and he sat down, and taught them. And the scribes and Pharisees brought unto him a woman taken in adultery; and when they had set her in the midst, They say unto him, Master, this woman was taken in adultery, in the very act. Now Moses in the law commanded us, that such should be stoned: but what sayest thou? This they said, tempting him, that they might have to accuse him. But Jesus stooped down, and with his finger wrote on the ground, as though he heard them not. So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her." Amen. My authoritative interpretation: "Sinners such as the adulterers and homosexuals and abortionists and Romanists should not be physically harmed as has been the practice of some misguided so called Christians such as those who shoot abortion doctors or bomb homosexual nightclubs or of course the evil persons who murdered the sodomite Matthew Shepard because he was living a homosexual lifestyle. Divine Retribution should be left up to the Lord God Jehovah ALONE who will fry their sinning sodomizing pornography pushing behinds in the everlasting lava pit called HELL. Amen. You are all sinners although a few of you have been saved by the Grace of Jesus Christ and so anyone who takes the law into their own hands and harms these homosexuals and abortionists and Romanists will roast in a much hotter and deeper level of HELL than those they sought to punish by physically harming them because it is God's Holy Will that all sinners should put away their pro-choice propaganda and turn off their Mr. Hankey's rerun-marathon and cancel their NAMBLA memberships and go get saved which they will not be able to do if you kill them before God does. Amen."
Interpretation of the scripture comes ONLY from the Holy Spirit of Jesus Christ. Without, it is merely one's perception verses the true word of God.
The concept of an omnipotent and benevolent God existing and there being a hell is ludicrous and contradictory. If there was an eternal hell that any one of us was forced to endure then surely our soul atleast for our sake would have been better off not being created and God being the creator of all things and therefore our soul would owe us.
Your threads are of course God's threads? what exactly are you claiming? Do you believe God speaks through you? do you believe you are God? I think you are assuming far too much, you assume that your interpretations are what God intended and you assume that your interpretations could not possibly be flawed. These are indeed dangerous and egostistical assumpstions to make.
Excuse me there, Mr false prophet. Did your mom not hug you enough. I'd say that she maybe molested you, but you said you were impotent. I'd say that makes it hard for you to masturbate, which is why you are such an angry person. We may have the next uni-bomber here. I can see it now, "My lord sent me a message through my McDonalds wrapper, it said I'm lovin' it. I will translate this for you, since McDonalds messages are twisted and hard to understand, The good lord wants me to blow up New York, then stick a flaming baseball bat in my ass........." Amen.
... and the lord sayeth behold, BEHOLD! gaze upon Tiffany Fallon, 2005 Playmate of the Year, for to gaze upon Tiffany is to gaze upon all things righteous and righteousness is the exalted glow of heaven ...
Way to true... God, hot chicks, coke and acid... what a combo... My god... me want the riches and the bitches!!!
