Realy Useless Facts!

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  1. Jonny Rotten

    Jonny Rotten Member

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    Do any of you know any utterly useless facts that are of no use to anyone?


    Heres a few....

    Cats are attracted to antifreeze cos they seem to like the taste

    The fastest speed a falling raindrop can hit you is 18mph

    Every hour the entire universe expands by one billion miles in all directions

    A pregnant goldfish is know as a 'twit'

    According to a survey of American men by Dr Alfred C Kinsey in the 1940's,nearly 1 in 5 of those raised on farms claimed that they had copulated with livestock on at least one occasion (!)

    ..OUGH can be pronounced nine different ways in this sentence...

    "A rough-coated,dough faced thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough.After falling into a slough he coughed,houghed and hiccoughed"

    How useless are those?
     
  2. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    Scorpions will go crazy and sting themselves to death if you pour alcohol on them.
     
  3. Sage-Phoenix

    Sage-Phoenix Imagine

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    It is impossible to lick your own elbow
    (according to my own research most people will not believe this and have to check)

    The word in the English language with the greatest number of definitions is 'set'.

    No words in the English language rhyme with orange, purple or silver.

    When asked to name a colour the overwhelming majority of people will say red.
     
  4. Brokenchantress

    Brokenchantress Member

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    if you poke me...i will laugh...just like the pillsbury dough boy
     
  5. _chris_

    _chris_ Marxist

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    the following sentance contains every laetter of the alphabet.


    the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog
     
  6. wiggy

    wiggy Bitch

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    female pigs orgasms last for 20 minutes, lucky fuckers
     
  7. Brokenchantress

    Brokenchantress Member

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    pineapples make your pee smell better

    oranges make you taste better
     
  8. Bassist

    Bassist Gate crasher!

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    I'm allergic to most fruits.
     
  9. spooner

    spooner is done.

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    Anti-Freeze tastes sweet. If a non-viscous liquid is leaking from you're car, you can dip your finger in the puddle and taste it. If its sweet you're leaking coolant.
     
  10. Ebene

    Ebene Mountaineer

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    My friend is double jointed and can preform this task perfectly :)
     
  11. Ebene

    Ebene Mountaineer

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    Sometimes when I laugh I pee.
     
  12. wiggy

    wiggy Bitch

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    me 2, and when i read this i think a little bit came out
     

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