Thank you...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by antiporn, Aug 3, 2005.

  1. antiporn

    antiporn Member

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    After wading through the putrid expectoration of responses to my last entry regarding the problems of my obesity as well as of course my oily complexion and finding a few very helpful ideas I would like to thank metabomb and those who send me a Privat Message and have all given me some very helpful ideas which I shall print out and read in the van on some of our more lengthy trips.

    As to those who used this as merely an opportunity to grind your heels into my self-confidence all I can say is that this never ending river of diablerie which flows so freely from your sin-slathered front orifices may seem like a lot of fun now but when you are standing naked before the judgment throne of Christ with nothing to cover you but your vile stanky iniquities you may begin to question the wisdom of mocking a True Messenger of God who is of course myself. Amen!

    At that point while I am being led into Heaven as my name will have been found written in the Lamb's Book of Life and I look over my shoulder to see you being plucked from the sight of God and tossed into GEHENNA I shall do my best not to gloat. Amen.
     
  2. seahorse

    seahorse Senior Member

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    i've never seen a more arrogant "Christian"
     
  3. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

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    geez, go preach someone else, billy graham
     
  4. Trickster's Child

    Trickster's Child Banned

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    Yay! someone else who plays Vampire: The Masquerade! :p
     
  5. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    masquerade is the only word that rhymes with masturbate.
     
  6. logicalway

    logicalway Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    What about exasperate ?

    haha


     
  7. soaringeagle

    soaringeagle Senior Member

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    lol well antiporn what do you expect? you condemn everyone in the world who doesnt think exactly like you to burn in hell calling us vile beasts & worse, & dont expect us to reciprocate? from the hatred you spout constantly your the true evil one we're just trying to point out how hypocritical youy are & show you the error of your ways..we tried doing it lovingly & were faced with more "burn in hell heathens" crap.. we tried with humor.. finaly afer days & days of your never ending insanity & insilts we resorted to fighting insanity with insanity, & stooped to your level..
    ok..2 other points not mentioned yet..you want to abolish all drugs including weed & antihistimines? yet you spend 65$ a week on coffeee? wake up dude..coffee is a drug..you are a drug addict...second..you mention your weight problem..isnt glutony a sin? plesas understand..i'm not making light of your situation or trying to be insulting, cause i donot beleive it to be one..but according to youyr own beleifs it is..& wouldnt you in your insanity want to regulate what people can & cant eat by law also?

    my freind..if you were elected & god i pray that day never comes..but if you were, you'd only succeeed in creating the bloodiest revolution in history.. do you actualy beleive the land of the free would stand for these insane laws? enforced dress codes? everyone over the age of 12 would be out to kill you..think about it..how old were you when u started to reject your parents ideas of what you should wear? or perhaps you still live with your parents & they still choose your clothes for you?
    i dont know how you became so mixed up..& i know at times i may have been the most insulting..but i can tell you you are among very open minded & honnest people, if you'd just stop cndemning them to hell & be human for a momment, maybe we can all work on your issues together.. this can be a chance for youy to heal & regain youyr sanity
     
  8. Green

    Green Iconoclastic

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    I would snipe him and many of his supporters out. When the police bushed into my house, it would blow up and take them with it. Then I'd go on a killing spree that would end in either me leaving the country for good or being approached by swat in which I would detonate (without giving them the opprotunity to break my wrist and shove me in a bomb box) and many of them with me.
     
  9. Spastic_Monkey

    Spastic_Monkey Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    PRAISE HAIL SATAN!




    And I'm not even on-topic...
    Peace up
    A-town down
     
  10. yummy

    yummy Banned

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    uh....kids ...gotta love them...
     
  11. HippyLandscaper

    HippyLandscaper learning a new way

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    I read awhile back in a book called everything you wanted to know about sex(but were afraid to ask) that masturbation causes acne.
     
  12. Spastic_Monkey

    Spastic_Monkey Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Oh...well THAT explains it...
     
  13. soaringeagle

    soaringeagle Senior Member

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    well he claimes hes never had an erection in his life..but in the 1 pic his hand looks atrophied into a claw like hed been trying 24 hours a day all of his life to give himself one
     
  14. Green

    Green Iconoclastic

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  15. HippyLandscaper

    HippyLandscaper learning a new way

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    claiming that he is impotent and all that jazz, sounds to me like a closet case.I bet after his coffee meeting he ran straight to the bathroom and fantasized getting it on with sister sara and what not. It is easy for him to point fingers at all of us and call us sinners and condemn us to hell, but he twist the word of the bible to fit his needs, and he's a liar.
     
  16. velvet

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    I love the way conversations flow here on Hipforums.. you start out with a Christian fundy being arrogant and you end up after only a few post talking about the relationship between acne and masturbation.. hehe.

    Hey, doesn't the bible say anything about being humble? ;)
     

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