I am leaving..

to find myself.. i think a nudist commune might do this for me.. Wish me look guys and gals. I have many issues i need addressing.. first on my list spelling/grammer/punctuation.

 

Not your fault:
It is not you it is me.. i need this time alone, this time seems right *sniff*

Goodbyes:
'Goodbye' I really mean that *sniff*. I hope to be returning sooner rather than later.. I want no goodbyes just wish me luck .. thats all i ask.


The hollow meaningless words:
It has been a pleasure knowing you all.

 

Will you be back tomorrow?

 

Generic good luck message, including mention of how much we'll all miss you (regardless of whether we like you or not) and ending with "they always come back".

 

Thanks person i rarely communicate with, these touching words fill me 'good vibes' .. I will miss you the most.

No this time it is for good... although i have never left before.

I think i am going to leave this one up for God, i have 'found' him by the way.

 

Can't work out whether you are being serious or not.

 

Where did you find Him? Whenever I lose something, I check under my sofa.

 

I am being serious... don't mock me at this delicate time.

I was in the shower this morning and i noticed a strange shape hovering behind the shower curtain.. it was either him or my brother taking a pee... i really should lock the door.

 

I would suggest you are mocking those of us with religious beliefs. So go on, leave and see who notices

 

People pour their hearts out and expect a little recognition when they choose to make a new life away from an internet messageboard and all you can do is joke about it. That's really just too much While Matthew and I have had some "issues" on here since the messy break-up of our romantic entanglement, I do feel this is the time to say that his presence on this forum has enriched my life more than I can say.

Good luck, fella, and be careful around barbecues

 

I would hope even religous people have a sense of humour..

 

Nope, not me. I am highly offended. And I am serious. As serious as you are with this thread.

 

Thanks jon, i appreciate this. Dividing the CD collection was tough (and emotional) but in the end i thought you should keep all the status quo.. i never really cared for them.

The burning of bridges:
Well bollocks to you then woman.

 

Fine by me. I take back my invitation to Portugal too. Now go on, piss off.

 

Leave it matthew, she's not worth it!

 

Malice:
I was never going to go anyway.. that ticket is already sold .

 

Its true, I'm not

Ok, well maybe I should go. I've been leaving forums recently. They only cause me to get into arguements.

 

Dodgy male bonding:
You have a vested interest in me falling out with my female freinds, please back off .

 

You had to bring up the vest. You know I told you I love you in that string vest.

 

Well before you over reacted i was going to invite you along with me, purely for a steady hand (leave this one jon) at this troublesome crossroads in my life.