crazy monkeys are gonnna eat mee

i'm new ...and really dont care just wannna no if any one has some banana to feed the crazy monkeys so they dont eat mmeeeeeeeee.......well i'm amanda .......so you can find me to save meee from the monkeys on(in)my head.......sorry about this enter I JUST HAVING 1 OF THOSE DAYS

 

Hello Amanda. I'm the area representative for the Mentaly Disturbed Primate Anti-defimation league and I want you to know my organization finds your thread offensive and a typical example of the kind of simeon stereotyping so rampant in todays homosapien oriented society.


We demand a retraction and a cpl of risque photos of yourself immediatley or we'll be forced to take legal action against you.

Welcome to the forums and good day.

 

sorry but no pics yet I,MSTONED SORRY

 

*Throws Some Bananas At The Crazy Monkees* heyhey, Amanda, Welcome : )

 

Thanks I'll Do That

 

*grabs Kamui's bananas and runs up a tree*

 

Eeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvvviiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllll

 

*Runs Up The Tree After NayKid*

 

*swings by tail, suddenly remembers apes don't have tails.....*

 

**catches a falling ape**
come on over to the pure bull forum, and fling poo

 

yikes now i got monkey poo in my hair..ewww u kno how hard it is to get monkey poo outta dreads?
just forr that..i'm keepin the monkey & teachin him to roll joints for me

 

Will the monkey have dreads eventually?

Welcome to the forums,Trippy....have fun....

 

welcome trippy..will the monkeys get on with the racoons soaring hee hee.....
so youve got monkeys in yer ed trippy that must be some bad acid your goofing on either that or your in need of some counselling ..only kidding have fun ......oh and have a fresh baked hash cookie before the others get there hands on them

 

cooookie coookie gimme gimme gimmeee

sends an army of insane monkeys to steal all the cookies

 

Hullo there, hope you have fun here, welcome to hip forums..

 

help .trys to fight off the army of monkeys .....ha ha the monkeys are eating all the cookies just chillin getting stoned think ill join them.....sorry soaring youll have to wait for the next batch hee hee wont be long keep those monkeys under control

 

Little does anyone suspect these are actually the dreaded Shoa Lin Monkeys, masters of the deadliest of the fecal arts-
--Flung Poo!!!

*starts flinging star shaped monkey turds with amazing speed and accuracy*

 

and away goes the multi colored poo

 

you can always tell when you open these threads when the newbies are under oh say.. 20 years of age.. lol

 

Really