I would so do this...but I don't want someone other than you answering not having any idea what's going on. You always answer your cell, right?
That's because you're stupid and smell bad. Take a goddamn shower you fucking hippie. Ahha! I took a shower in the rain today.
I smell Like AXE Phoenix shower gel. It doesn't get me any more action then usual, but I can breathe lava.