Make a wish game..

Discussion in 'Pure Bull' started by bedlam, Jun 18, 2005.

  1. TheLizardQueen

    TheLizardQueen horny for knowledge

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    granted, but now you have a hard time finding pants that fit

    I wish i had a boyfriend
     
  2. kayahaze

    kayahaze Member

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    granted, but your boyfriend is a 100 year old man that is covered with fungus

    i wish i had a puppy
     
  3. Moon Water

    Moon Water Rena

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    granted, but the puppy survives off only off lizard toes. lol i couldnt think of anything

    i wish i could meet Captian Jack Sparrow
     
  4. FlyingBurritoBro

    FlyingBurritoBro Sing Me Back Home

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    You meet Cptn Jack (Johnny Depp) and find him very unappreciative of fans and obviously bothered by your fawning over him and inability to talk without laughing and saying "I can't believe you're Johnnie Depp!" Oh yeah, he smiles a lot. But deep down you can tell he just wants the hell outta here. Now you HATE Pirates of the Carribean AND Johnnie Depp!


    lol! I didn't, did I... k. I wish The Birthday Party were over.
     
  5. wiggy

    wiggy Bitch

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    granted its over but all the mess will remain there until the next one.


    i wish i could find a boyfriend
     
  6. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    granted, but he will treat you like dirt and ruin all your nice stuff.




    I wish I could find a three headed turtle.
     
  7. FlyingBurritoBro

    FlyingBurritoBro Sing Me Back Home

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    Granted. Opps. You found 3 turtles without heads...

    I wish everyone were friendly towards one another
     
  8. Obituary~Birthday

    Obituary~Birthday Member

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    granted, have you ever heard that saying ' if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all'....

    i wish i get payed weekly, instead of monthly
     
  9. wiggy

    wiggy Bitch

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    granted but you pay if halved.


    i wish i could sleep
     
  10. FlyingBurritoBro

    FlyingBurritoBro Sing Me Back Home

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    you're in a coma.

    i wish my wife would go ahead and get her tattoo so she'd shut up about it already!
     
  11. Moon Water

    Moon Water Rena

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    granted, but that tattoo is bigger than you expected. Lets just say people call her the walking ink job

    I wish my damn neighbor would just shut about where the lot line is
     
  12. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    granted, but now they are always jabbering about moles they have in unsightly spots on their body.



    I wish I knew every country's name and location on the globe
     
  13. trippyfish

    trippyfish Member

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    Ownly When Your A Crossdresser

    I Want Cake
     
  14. PriceCheck

    PriceCheck Senior Member

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    You know those crappy fruitcakes that weigh about 3 pounds per cubic inch? All yours baby!

    I wish that dirt were cleaner.
     
  15. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    granted, but now air is muddier




    I wish I could correctly guess lotto numbers
     
  16. Obituary~Birthday

    Obituary~Birthday Member

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    granted, but only last weeks.

    i wish my boss had better grammar skills. this letter just does not make sense
     
  17. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    granted, but now you cant read.



    I wish a large butterfly would land on wiggy's nose
     
  18. wiggy

    wiggy Bitch

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    cranted but it was the butterfly from alice in wonderland and gave all of ur drugs, money and possesions,

    i wish i had a wand like harry potter does
     
  19. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    granted, but you also got his haircut.



    I wish I had something better to be doing with my day off...
     
  20. wiggy

    wiggy Bitch

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    granted you have better things to do with all of ur days off but your days at work are so good u think the good days off are boring!!!!!!!!!


    i wish my sister would hurry up and get home from work so we could start drinking
     

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