Make a wish game..

granted, but now you have a hard time finding pants that fit

I wish i had a boyfriend

 

granted, but your boyfriend is a 100 year old man that is covered with fungus

i wish i had a puppy

 

granted, but the puppy survives off only off lizard toes. lol i couldnt think of anything

i wish i could meet Captian Jack Sparrow

 

You meet Cptn Jack (Johnny Depp) and find him very unappreciative of fans and obviously bothered by your fawning over him and inability to talk without laughing and saying "I can't believe you're Johnnie Depp!" Oh yeah, he smiles a lot. But deep down you can tell he just wants the hell outta here. Now you HATE Pirates of the Carribean AND Johnnie Depp!

lol! I didn't, did I... k. I wish The Birthday Party were over.

 

granted its over but all the mess will remain there until the next one.


i wish i could find a boyfriend

 

granted, but he will treat you like dirt and ruin all your nice stuff.




I wish I could find a three headed turtle.

 

Granted. Opps. You found 3 turtles without heads...

I wish everyone were friendly towards one another

 

granted, have you ever heard that saying ' if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all'....

i wish i get payed weekly, instead of monthly

 

granted but you pay if halved.


i wish i could sleep

 

you're in a coma.

i wish my wife would go ahead and get her tattoo so she'd shut up about it already!

 

granted, but that tattoo is bigger than you expected. Lets just say people call her the walking ink job

I wish my damn neighbor would just shut about where the lot line is

 

granted, but now they are always jabbering about moles they have in unsightly spots on their body.



I wish I knew every country's name and location on the globe

 

Ownly When Your A Crossdresser

I Want Cake

 

You know those crappy fruitcakes that weigh about 3 pounds per cubic inch? All yours baby!

I wish that dirt were cleaner.

 

granted, but now air is muddier




I wish I could correctly guess lotto numbers

 

granted, but only last weeks.

i wish my boss had better grammar skills. this letter just does not make sense

 

granted, but now you cant read.



I wish a large butterfly would land on wiggy's nose

 

cranted but it was the butterfly from alice in wonderland and gave all of ur drugs, money and possesions,

i wish i had a wand like harry potter does

 

granted, but you also got his haircut.



I wish I had something better to be doing with my day off...

 

granted you have better things to do with all of ur days off but your days at work are so good u think the good days off are boring!!!!!!!!!


i wish my sister would hurry up and get home from work so we could start drinking