A few very odd confessions

ok there's a few to list so here goes:

-I never wear underwear
-or deodorant
-I am an 18 year old virgin
-For whatever reason, I get turned on when I'm around dogs.
-I never wear shoes. I'm always barefoot no matter what.
-I've been so horny once I "humped" my blanket all bunched up

Ok so I'll list some more when I can remember them.

 

hmm.. maybe there's a connection here??

 

lmao

 

Ok here's some more:

-I get turned on at completely random moments
-I'm naked underneath my clothes
-I'm smarter than the average bear


Ok but seriously I'll tell you some more later~

 

Haha..okay...

 

Ok my turn.

1. I pee in cups because sometimes I can't be assed to walk to the bathroom.

 

some people are just so weird

 

And some people are just so boring.

 

let it all out, man.

 

Believe me, thats nothing.

 

The only thing that's really "wrong" with you is the fact that you don't wear deodorant.

 

this really is a crazy thread .its the dog thing i find a bit wierd

 

It's not actually anything sexually related to dogs, just that when I play around with them roughly it kinda turns me on. It's just the energy flowing through me sends messages to my brain.

 

Yeah I've kinda broken that confession, for I've finally went out and bought some more. It's never a problem so long as I don't work outside in the heat all day.

 

id say the dog thing is the worst... but yeah, as long as it's not about the dogs...

*keep telling yourself that*

 

I did that recently, with a pillow and a blanket..

 

get your self a partner then you can have the real thing and play fight with them rather than the dog getting you all horny

 

Freeballers of the world unite!

 

Heheh yeah it's the best. Less laundry, more comfort, and ,unless you're a clumsy bastard, no skin in the zipper!

 

No kidding. I would by now, but a decent match for me would be rare in this ass of a town - East Wenatchee, WA (it's that tiny insignificant spec you saw on the map)