An open letter to Mr. John Howard, PM of Australia

Dear Mr. Howard,



Congratulations on you recent trip to America. It must have been a great triumph for you. Of course, I am fully aware that you will probably not ever read this letter, nor be aware of its contents, but I will try to speak to you just the same.



Mr. Howard, when did it occur to you that Australia would like to be like America or anything like it for that matter? Most Australians are very happy or at least satisfied with what we have, despite our hospitals falling apart. (Unless you are very very rich.)



Did it ever occur to you that most Australians do not admire America? Do you realize that the concept of New World Order is totally evil and self serving and will treat all citizens as cattle; branded cattle?



Of course, it is very convenient to have a deal with the media to always support you and it must be very nice to feel that we are all mushrooms and easy to manipulate. But Mr. Howard, we are not mushrooms and we are all very very wise to what is going on.



We do NOT want national ID cards nor the fear of being sacked when we go to work.

WE DO NOT WANT TO LIVE IN FEAR, we want to be creative in peace and security.

We understand the manipulative powers of the New World order and we will not succumb nor will we listen to your propaganda anymore, especially concerning the supposed threat of terrorism that is meant to have us shaking in our boots. Do you hear me, we are not afraid.



We do not want to be like America. It is a country in decay. All education needs to be free, all health care equal and free, going to work ought to be a joyful experience and all food too ought to be free, if you must know, though gone are the days of Lemuria.



Mr. Howard, why must you try to inflict, this terrible control over the Australian people. Is it because you were teased at school and want to pay us all back? Is it because you still hurt inside? May I suggest a counsellor rather than hurting us, as I’m sure your wife and family really love you.



Sir, do you know why the new world order are trying to do this, to control the world? It is because they have made a pact with the draconian and orion star systems to sell our planet to them, that’s right, the people you are meant to serve included. See the draconian (lizard-type reptilian beings) apparently like to eat human flesh and they are exchanging technology with the Americans to claim ownership of this planet and apparently us. You are trying to turn us into fearful drones Sir, and you are either very unaware or very very evil.



But did you know there are good guys in this story, the Galactic Confederation? These are made up of humanoid friends from the constellations of the Pleiades, Vega, Sirius, Arcatura and Lyra systems. They are our friends. They have technology and consciousness far superior to the draconian and orion systems. They would like nothing more than to be our friends and help us advance and grow into The Galactic Confederation and stop the rape and pillage by the draconian/orion beings.



So, on behalf of the people of earth I would like to say that we belong with The Galactic Confederation and not to the draconian/orion constellations. We would like to know The Galactic Federation in preference to the draconian/orion beings. And we are a free planet that does not belong to any other race of beings.



Well Mr. Howard, who would have thought, Star Wars (the movie, by the way) right in our own backyards?



So I would end this cruel rule by deceived leaders of the world to say that the people of earth are free and belong to no-one. That Pine Gap and Area 51 are nothing but pits of deceit. That we are star children who belong with the Galactic Confederation.



Now to the demands:



1. You will let his letter, in its entirety, be public. You will post it out to every TV station and newspaper in this country, and quickly. This way, everyone will know and be aware. By doing this, when you are tried for crimes against humanity, your sentence may be more lenient.



2. You will stop this ridiculous association with the new world order.



3. Failing this, rains of fire not seen since the days of Sodom and Gomorrha will rain down upon Canberra’s parliament house in a circle of fire. Then maybe you will decide to do the right thing and free us from this stupid threat of enslavement.



Of course you can do the righteous thing and follow instructions 1. and 2. and save yourself a lot of fear.





Yours faithfully



A. Witness





Oh, and to the person reading this letter initially, please see that this gets to the hands of the Right Honourable Mr. John Howard ASAP. This is not a joke. All that is stated in demands 1. and 2. need to be followed to avoid 3. This is a personal letter to Mr. John Howard and not to be chucked in the bin.



And no, there is no anthrax enclosed.

 

I have to agree, John Howard is a tool. And thanks for not placing thison the American people. We obviously have little to do with the way our country is run.

Besides, the next Ozzie backwards-ass, down under, beer-swilling, rotten toothed, sheep fucker who calls me a septic is getting his remaining teeth knocked the fuck out.

 

Hmm.
Was with ya right upto the Galactic stuff. Lol.

 

US people are mostly cool
Govt. sucks though...