IM leaving....

....LAS VEGAS!!

Life springs eternal
On a gaudy neon street
Not that I care at all
I spent the best part of my losing streak
In an Army Jeep
For what I can't recall
Oh I'm banging on my TV set
And I check the odds
And I place my bet
I pour a drink
And I pull the blind
And I wonder what I'll find

[Chorus]
I'm Leaving Las Vegas
Lights so bright
Palm sweat, blackjack
On a Saturday night
Leaving Las Vegas
Leaving for good, for good
I'm leaving for good
I'm leaving for good

Used to be I could drive up to
Barstow for the night
Find some crossroad trucker
To demonstrate his might
But these days it seems
Nowhere is far enough away
So I'm leaving Las Vegas today

[Chorus]

I'm standing in the middle of the desert
Waiting for my ship to come in
But now no joker, no jack, no king
Can take this loser hand
And make it win

[Chorus]

I quit my job as a dancer
At the Lido Des Girls
Dealing blackjack until one or two
Such a muddy line between
The things you want
And the things you have to do

[Chorus]

I'm leaving Las Vegas
And I won't be back
No I won't be back
Not this time



*sigh* Hope Ya'll miss me Im packing m' llamas up and heading out into the country to start a llama colony...

 

woo hoo im in the money according to showmet!!!!!!

 

*GASP* you bet against me!! WHY I ORTTA!!! *scowels*








(do i get a cut?? )

 

nope c ya round missy

 

DONT MAKE ME SET THE LLAMA BUTCHERS ON YOU!!

 

Get a room

 

only if you join me

 

Only if you pay me

 

yea im sure i can afford YOUR rates

 

Yeah, but do you really want to hand over your first born children?

 

hmmm "give me your children untill the age of three"


doc.....hitler.......doc....hitler...... NAH ........



:s

 

Fleassy, you gotta get those fantasies under control. Those jack boots are hell on my poor ol' feet

 

oh but doc you know i love a good gassing


nothing like the smell of mass murder in the morning!!

 

Hmmm. Ethnic cleansing of hippies. I have to admit, it has a certain appeal.....

 

cummon doc run away with me... we'll be like micky and mallory ... obliterating any hippies that get in our way!

 

Sorry purple one, but you're first on the hit list

 

*gasp* ....... *jumps on a 4 turbo racing purple speed llama and heads for the hills*