i haven't made a thread in FO EVUH

and i can't think of anything to make it about










aha...i'm walkin like a retarded duck..
it's like this waddle..but sometimes i step to the side, or one of my legs gives out..
and if i come to something i can hold on i like collapse on it..
it's probably quite amusing to someone else..
but gsldjkfg
aha
my legs are so sore..


anyway

 

what have you been doing to make your legs all sore?


teh buttsecks?

 

nope

 

wanna start now?
OOOOHHHHHHH
pwnage

wait



yeah

 

wow.

 

i saw a guy with no lips once..

 

i saw a guy with no belly button at the public pool once
i think he was really a zombie who gots it sewed up!
sneaky pricks

 

you know what real fun?


sitting on the bus..or in class..or at lunch and screaming out

'WHERE THE HELL IS MY SACK?!'
'you put it somewhere, i know you did'
'where did you hide my SACK!?

 

guess what

NOWW
i can breath in like this much | |
and see my ribs

like all of them..

 

haha
which sack?

know what's fun to type?


[sic]
WHOOO

"I pledge allegiance to the world!"

 

SACK
you know
booksack
backpack
..book bag..
whateva






it's also fun to call money Bread..

 

It's also fun to ask random people if they'd like to see your penis.

 

pauly shore is fucking awesome..

 

nuh uh
i am
GODDAMNIT
how would you like to suck my balls

 

GAHHHAHAHAHAH

 

Come on Eileen is a really good song

 

I wanna go for a walk, but people are gunna laugh at me..




but i'll probably do it anyway..
but I don't feel like it..
but i do..

 

I love Joey Adams.
She was funny in Dazed and Confused.
"That fucking bitch!"
"You said you weren't gonna get mad."
"I'm not mad!"

 

Don't Walk away Eileen is good too

 

i noticed your treads they were always funny.