Funny stories from when u were high

One time we were smokin it up and some douche bag para chuted the whole bowl so we made him suply out of his own bag then he was out and he was scrapping the floor for some
lol

 

when passing a j to my mate accidentally called him by my name, he was so stoned he answered

 

lol i did that once

 

one time me and my friends were a kfc baked off our asses and pat goes and sets his nuts on the counter and got us kicked out i was pissed i wanted my twister i nvr got it

 

dude, you really need to quit making threads

 

me and my firend where drunk in the woods and we found some douche bags so we through them at my firend,we did tuch them we picked them up with sticks

 

Man Ive told this story so many times on here but its still funny as hell. TO shorten it up... we were about to go smoke a blunt down the road and the guy that had rolled it dropped it somewhere cause when we left he was like i dont have it so instead of getting out and walking around looking for it, we turned on the car lights and drove around the house like 4 or 5 times in the yard (we were already buzzed) until we finally saw some brown leaves that looked like it could be in there and sure enough it was in there.

 

haha, its his first day on these forums and he's already clocked up over 35 posts.

 

cause he's a postwhore faggot

 

There was this 23 year old crack retarded douche in my old town, one day when we where super baked he needed some so we rolled him tobbacco,parsley and citric gatorade powder, gave him 2 joints for 20 bucks and told him it was Citrus bud pre rolled, and other time I bought an eighth of purple bud and sold him a joint for 20 bucks . hahaha after I said "be careful dude its strong purple bud" he didnt care jus have me the money and walked off. The next day I gave him a joint of normal bud for 20 bucks and hes like "oh its that purple stuff again!"
hahahah it was funny as hell.

 

So negative. No need to dictate what other people need to do. What we need to do is chill and smoke a blunt and stop complaining about fellow stoner forumers.

 

Woah woah woah! Faggot? These forums are going to shit.

 

ur a shady bastard.. u shouldnt take advantage of him even if he doesnt kno the difference

 

:sigh: A thread that starts out negative ends up negative.

 

im not being negative. sure, make a thread here and there but seriously, half of the threads on the marijuana forums are by him

 

I thought this forum was about funny stories, and I had a really funny one, but now I'm not in the mood to tell it b/c I just read a bunch of off topic, not to mention hateful things....Maybe we should all just smoke a j and let water roll off our backs for once.


Unless it's life threatening or hurting someone (physically or emotionally) why let it bother you?? There are so many other things in life to worry about and if all you have to worry about is how many posts someone makes on this forum, then I envy you.

 

Thank you for posting this, I'm glad I'm not the only one who doesn't want to jump people's asses for stupid shit.

 

hehe, i just want everyone to enjoy themselves and be safe and shit. life is too sweet to waste bitching about things that you can't change or have no business messing with.


I just want everyone to know that I think you are all great people...even if some of you can be douches on occasion !!!!

Cheers!!!

 

on occasion? theres a couple assholes...that dont do anything but criticize ppl on these...this is a great place...but theres some dicks pussies and assholes everywhere

 

Well, I can totally forgive people for being cross or stupid or whatever b/c there have been plenty of times when I've said rude things, or made a drunken post taht was totally worthless so if people don't bitch at me too much about it, why would I bitch at them when they do the same thing?

You see what I'm sayin??