read slowly

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by mariecstasy, Aug 9, 2005.

  1. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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  2. Jesus the Jedi

    Jesus the Jedi Senior Member

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    you just made my day.
     
  3. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    for that i am glad
     
  4. Spastic_Monkey

    Spastic_Monkey Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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  5. Mr MiGu

    Mr MiGu King of the Zombies

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    no
    it was way too long
    so i just scrolled down the whole thing
    again
     
  6. purple-moss

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    well i am glad i am not the only one who did that.....
     
  7. Mr MiGu

    Mr MiGu King of the Zombies

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    whys that?
     
  8. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    theres references to vaginas in it.
     
  9. water_dreamer

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    oh god...i read that already, fucking hilarious!!! waxing is horrible though...
     
  10. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    yeah, I'm just gonna stick with a razor thanks, I won't even wax my legs I'm too much of a wimp for that.
     
  11. crummyrummy

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    my legs is hairy, so's my pits...does that make me a hippy?
     
  12. ihmurria

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    i think that makes you male... :p
     
  13. crummyrummy

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    you think?:$
     
  14. water_dreamer

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    nawww
     
  15. crummyrummy

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    it sorta looks like a penis, just smaller
     
  16. mariecstasy

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    i knew half of ya would open it and not read it....its funny how things have to be a couple words and thats it....well for those that are mentally lazy, you missed a really funny story:) tis ok though, the rest enjoyed.
     
  17. Death

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    the story, funny or not, was not read by me. after reading this first paragraph,

    "All hair removal methods have tricked us with their promises of easy,
    painless removal - the Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...THE WAX!"

    I decided i wasnt gonna read a longass thing about hair removal.
     
  18. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    it really was pretty goddam funny. i especially love the bit about cold wax and pubic hair, as well as the whole crack area being sealed shut.
     
  19. Jesus the Jedi

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    yea, i found it funny due to my previous encounters with wax.
     
  20. crystalstarr

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    haha i remember that one funny
     
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