How would you go about purchasing a monkey?

Would you need to simply obtain a special license or permit or something, or would it be harder than that?

 

try ebay.

 

Unless you own a zoo or a animal sanctuary..i would not even think about it.. i doubt you want a animal protection officer sniffing around your Garage looking for a dead monkey.

 

well what if i was a zoologist?

 

go and steal one from a zoo in the dead of the night when all id quiet, and i shall come with u to drive and steal al elephant and a giraffe lol

 

Then get a job in a Zoo and enjoy all the animals of gods kingdom..well a nice fair few anyway.. Monkeys get annoying when they are dancing in front of the TV (i am sure).

 

maybe you watched a lilttle too much friends Maybe having a monkey would get old though, cause its not like you can leave them alone for a while like you can with a cat or even a dog.

 

http://www.primatestore.com/forsale.htm

 

Yes this is true... and how annoying did that little thing get.. I hope if you do have a few thousand dollars spare.. you don't also buy clothing for your 'pet' this would be quite a insult i think..

 

go cartman style and just get a helper monkey

 

my ex's neighbor had a monkey. it was disgusting.

 

sure, you could get a monkey, and train it to do stuff like get you things
but why do that when you could get a gorilla and train it to carry you arround and protect you

 

ooo. gorillas are WAY scarier than dogs, just because they're so unusual.

 

It would more than likely either crush you or knock the shit out of you as you slept.. especialy if you dozed off watching TV. Just because you happened to forget to bathe and a aroma you gave off flipped a switch in its head.. I would imagine

 

If you live near a big city, go to that city's Chinatown - you can buy monkeys there; you can get live ones or you can get 'em cleaned & butchered.

 

they eat monkeys? isnt that cannibalism?

 

Sort of i suppose. as we all share DNA we are all 'brothers and sisters under gods great sun'

I class a cow or pig or any animal 'my brother or sister' that is why i am a vegeterian.

 

aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhgckcough

theyre everywhere!!!!

 

WHAT MONKEYS.. ????.

 

I would not "go about" purchasing a monkey. They are cute on the discovery channel, but they in real life, they will throw their poo at you and bite your face off.