hot dog incident

ok. theres this girl who lives in my town and she masterbated with a hot dog and ya know how hot dogs expand in heat? well it did inside of her and she had to get it surgically removed and now the WHOLE town knows. ahaha LMFAO

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Poor girl.
Hold old was/is she?

 

Well she must be at least 34 by now because she was two years ahead of me in my town during high school.


Nice urban legend kid.

 

I would get a refund for this one..

 

yea, somehow there is a girl in every town that does this. The girl in my town actually told people she did it! I dont know why anyone would want to be known for somthing like that, but ok!

 

i guess ive never cooked hot dogs before...but do they even expand that much?

and why not just pull it out? who would masturbate with a hot dog anyway? What if it broke....then youd really need to go get it removed.....

this is just really stupid!

 

the girl in my town, it broke off in !!!

 

She must've had a box like a microwave.

 

http://www.snopes.com/college/risque/hotdog.asp

nuf said...

 

sweeet!!!

 

our girl used a frozen hot dog that broke in half and had to be removed.

 

theres 3 or 4 girls in this town that i know of that has done that theres a rumor that one girl was doing it,in front of someone and it broke off

 

why settle for a hot dog when you can have a huge ass cucumber or zucchini??? and i have never seen a hot dog expand that much....... couldnt she have just dug it out with a fork or something hahaha
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hahahahahah that was funny as hell..
Ballparks anyone?

 

the girl in my town used a frozen pickle, but when it broke off she didnt tell anyone and it fused with her body. Ive heard more fucked up ones tho

 

exactly, this is just a tale. That doesnt even make sence. If it did happen it wouldent get out, the hospital would not share such info, and its something that someone would easily make up and spread.

 

You know I bet there are girls that have actually tried this though...lol

I mean even legends have some truth to them...

 

I'll do you one better. A couple years back there was this girl who had just broken up with her boyfriend and heard from somebody that if you stick a lobster tail inside and hold a lighter in front of it, the tail will thrash around inside. Kinda like a crustation vibration. Well so this girl gets a lobster from her grocer and decides to try it. She sticks the tail in and holds the lighter in front of the lobster and after about 10 minutes she has a mind blowing orgasm. Well a week later she was at a charitey function with her friend and suddenly has to go, like real fuckin bad. She takes off running to the bathroom and doesnt catch the "Caution: Wet Floor" sign. She hits into the bathroom full speed and slips and *BAM* cracks her skull WIDE open. Her friend gets worried and decides to check and discovers her friend dead on the floor with small white things crawling around her crotch. She calls 911 and when the paramedics arive they deduce the small white things are tiny lobster. Aparentlly what happened when she held the flame to the lobsters face it thought it was about to die so it layed its eggs and then while inside of her they hatched.

I heard that one late last year... anyone else hear it?
EDIT: Quick search revealed that on the urban legend site too-
http://www.snopes.com/risque/juvenile/lobster.htm
Site is definatlly getting bookmarked

 

I don't get the whole she fell and hit her head part, it doesnt really add much to the story....

 

We had a similar incident where I grew up. There was some argument as to the whether or not it actually happened. I'm pretty sure it did. The girl it was alleged to have happened to flat-out told me it was true. Now, whether or not she was lying is another story. But I'm confident she wasn't kidding me. She was someone I'd known for a long time.