The Galactic Confederation.. Jedi brothers in arms

The Galactic Confederation is real. They have been involved in enlightening all men and women on planet earth for a while now through telepathic healing and channelling.

They are made up of beings from the constellations of Lyra, the Pliades, Archturas, Sirius and Vega and others.

Read how our "Jedi" friends have been awakening us and about the reality facing our planet today. Boy do they have amazing ships, makes those on earth look like Lego.

PS The Galactic Confederation has already won Hooray!!!

http://home.iae.nl/users/lightnet/creator/overview.htm

 

Fiction, buddy, fiction.

Also, please don't spam ...

 

I spam all this because it's the truth and everyone needs to know

 

The Galactic Confederation is a bunch of weak kneed pissants.
Mommas boys in tights like captain kirk.

We of the LEGION OF CTHLUHU
WILL CRUSH YOU JUST LIKE THE ALIENS IN INDEPENDENCE DAY

Ohhhh shit...what...the aliens were stupid...??? they got beat by a guy with a cigar and And a PC technician with a lost love?
Fuck me...cant EVIL GET IT RIGHT?

Occam

 

OF course...


DARK HELMET: Now you see, Lone Starr, that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

SANDURZ: Prepare ship for light speed!
DARK HELMET: No no no no, light speed is too slow.
SANDURZ: Light speed too slow?
DARK HELMET: Yes, we'll have to go right to... ludicrous speed!
(entire crew gasps)
SANDURZ: Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if this ship can take it!
DARK HELMET: What's the matter Col. Sandurz... chicken?

LONE STARR: Helmet. So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time.
DARK HELMET: Before you die, there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr.
LONE STARR: What?
DARK HELMET: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. [saying that in another way, Dark Helmet is Lone Starr's cousin's former roommate. He could be Lone Starrs former roommate as well, but that's unlikely]
LONE STARR: What's that make us?
DARK HELMET: Absolutely nothing—which is what you are about to become. Prepare to die.


Ahhhh. Evil will always win. It always does.

 

youz guys need ta consult the folks wit' de realio facts, mmmmay?
www.subgenius.com
we are living in a post-Xday eschaton right now, dear friends...
PRAISE BOB!!!

(& triple yr money back, what a deal!)

 

plus a luvverly "u-r-there" reportage/travelogue of starwood xxv for folks who jus' wanna have too dam' much fun, arrgh...
( i dunno, between the pirates, the monkeys, & the fairies, i wuz a li'l ummmmmmm wikkywakkywoowoo... woo...)

 

gnrm23

You realise your post could be analysed as an
'effect of 1500cc's of LSD.'

Cool

Occam