I'm

Jesus Christ on ecstasy.

 

go for a walk

 

I went for a walk today!

 

I mowed the next door neighbour's yard today.
She NOW owes me $75.

 

Good lord... what'd you mow it with... Jet fuel?

 

Now.
This is the third time I've mowed without being payed.

 

don't be such an ass about it you'll get paid when you get paid

 

Unless, of course, you'll never get paid...

 

I wasn't being an ass about it, bitch.

And I haven't ASKED to get paid.
I'll get paid as soon as I ask.
So don't jump to conclusions.

 

well then stop saying "now"

 

You'll all get paid as soon as the check clears.

 

Well, on my post that mentions the $75, it should say "No."
So DONT FUCKING JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS!

 

ok, calm down..

 

then don't call me an ass

 

i won't

 

:H
Oh my daze - you?

 

I clean the stairs in the flat next door one person hasn't paid me since may and i do it once every two weeks!

 

I'm Jesus when I'm stoned.

 

SUCK!
SUCK!
SUCK!
SUCK!
suck

 

i wash my dad's and uncles car most of the time, i never get paid.