i'm bored so...

ask me a question or something.

 

how long is your penis?

 

where are you right now?

 

what would you do for a klondike bar?

 

what did you have for lunch?

 

what are you doing at this moment in time?

 

Nathan- I'd say it's about 10 inches

Chuck- I'm indisposed

Paul- uhh hmm, I'd eat a red candle.

 

elyse- I had nothing yet. I havent eaten lunch today

chuck- I'm sitting here in this wooden chair, pondering whats going to become of me in the next few weeks.

 

At one stage in your life have you ever felt that pictures talk?

 

WHats the weirdest thing you've ever eaten?

And if it's person please make something else up... I might get a little freaked out.

 

yay a cool question.

i dont know really. i've always been one to observe things and really pay attention to details. i noticed that when i was 8ish or so.
i could look at someone and tell almost right away what was going on with them. same thing for pictures. someones emotions could be screaming at you in the face, you just have to be open and observant about it.
same thing for animals and all other things. i guess it's all about how you percieve things and how you put them to work. hmm im not sure if that answered your question but there's my answer.

 

the wierdest thing eh?

hmm perhaps it was squid or gizzards. i cant stand either one of those.
i was in new york and i got some squid and then asked the chinese people working there 'how should i eat these' and they just all gathered around my table and stared at me to wait for me to eat the squid...that was wierd itself. but then i told them that i wasnt gonna eat so theyw ould leave.
i ate it and it was so damn squishy and bland.
the gizzards my parents ate all the time. and made me eat them sometimes...omg!!! so gross. cant chew those things for crap.

 

If a pair of curtains started to chase you, trying to eat you, but nobody would believe you when you told them, in which country would you hide?

 

hahahah i'd hide in korea, b/c no one wants to go there.

stawberries, whipped cream and popscicles

 

if a suer intelligent towel started to chase you, trying to eat you, but nobody would believe you when you told them, what creamy dessert would you give to the cat you were keeping under your nephews table?

 

grasshopper cream pie MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!:H

 

If some weird naked clansman started to chase you, trying to kill you, but nobody would believe you when you told them, what wattage of lightbulb would you use to keep the janitors utility room sufficiently lit?

 

i'd use the really really bright one!


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i love your questions, they're rather amusing to the soul of the person reading them.

 

will...will you show me your penis?

 

If nathan started to chase you, trying to eat you, but nobody would believe you when you told them, would you show him (or her!?!?!?!?!) your penis?