I swear ohio has the worse drivers

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by novarys, Aug 8, 2005.

  1. fruit bat

    fruit bat All dumplings are real.

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    Ahahah I enjoy that pic of you in yer gallery. :D

    You'll make a wonderful coot, and I like that. :D
     
  2. coot as in olde coot?


    like old man jannsen at the end of the road in the victorian house with shuttered\boarded windows and a fire hose


    the man who's house no one approaches because they know he'll eat their souls and so his entire front yard is filled with baseballs and frisbees and kites.......




    the sort of olde man whos voice puts a chill through the soul of all those he passes




    is this what you mean by coot?
     
  3. fruit bat

    fruit bat All dumplings are real.

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    No way.

    By coot, I mean 73 year old man, balding slightly, name is Otis or Tickly Joe (or something like that.. might even have a fruit name, like Blind Lemon Jefferson) and he paces the streets talking nonsense and flirting with young ladies, is a horrible poker player, real skinny, and tells real good stories. :D
     
  4. fruit bat

    fruit bat All dumplings are real.

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    Also, he might play jew's harp, or collect twine. :D
     
  5. I collect string.......
     
  6. fruit bat

    fruit bat All dumplings are real.

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    Well, see! You're already on the road to success! :D
     
  7. society as it stands today is wrong......


    it's just wrong that one man may be given power over others who did not choose to submit to his power and were not conquered rightfully


    george bush brought forth no army to the field of battle, he risked nothing of himself in trying to become president and in truth the first time failing, winning only through symantics, cheats, lies and deceptive maskings


    in a true just world he should have had to risk everything to have gained such power, but in this world you need only to fill out some paper work and pass some paper from one hand to another


    power has become so thin and so weak because the people themselves have become so weak, if a true leader with a true will came forth, came willing to do battle, to claim power, to be the leader of his people, his movement, to ignite the kindling in the souls of the common man then society would perhaps again be right


    but man wishes not to risk himself, to what we once were we are today mewling children, and it is truly sad......
     
  8. fruit bat

    fruit bat All dumplings are real.

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    You must remember I'm a Canadian who pays little attention to politics. :D
     
  9. just apply it to all power, those who do not sacrifice for it can necer properly wield it nor fully understand it.....
     
  10. fruit bat

    fruit bat All dumplings are real.

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    So when you say "all power," do you mean I can apply this to hydro-electricity too? :D

    Oh hell. I'm going to bed. :D
     
  11. yes I do, if a society jumps from a medievil level of technology to electricity and hydroelectricity they will become ambitious and they will not truly understand the technology



    they will be pakled...... samaritan snare....
     
  12. canadian_boy

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    I'll say that Quebec has pretty bad drives . But i think the world record of bad drivers should be Italia. There are traffic laws like everywhere but the police is too busy to enforce them ...
     
  13. Orsino2

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    Ahaha, you can't even begin to imagine how much I've missed you and your posts.

    I was in a slightly awkward position when I talked to you yesterday, in case you were wondering. :p
     
  14. fruit bat

    fruit bat All dumplings are real.

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    NO effing shit mang. :D
     
  15. novarys

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    :D hahaha i know! but that was friday...then i came back to ohio and got cut off by an old man who didnt use his blinker then switched back over to his lane right away.
    he near scared me half to death:D
     
  16. fruit bat

    fruit bat All dumplings are real.

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    His blinker, eh Syra? :D :rolleyes:
     
  17. novarys

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    yah damn ol' man and his damn ol' blinker............
    always getting in the way of the youth :rolleyes:





    no offense to the ederly and their........"blinkers"
     
  18. Orsino2

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    AHJAahbh.

    I was taking my dad to the DMV (trying to retrive stolen titles) and went to get a new wallet and a watch, then some lady (had to at least been 75-80 years old) cut me off right when I was pulling out, remember where the Wal-Mart and all of that is. It was in between that red light and the next one, on highway 17, southbound...

    I was going about 50 and just pulled out and then my dad started talking about a bunch of crap and she cut me off at 20mph, then some guy behind her wasn't looking and probably figured it was safe for him to go if she went, then I had to slam on the fucking brakes and swerve into a turning lane by Wendy's. :eek: The thing around here is you'll have a bunch of old farts who stay in Middlesex/Matthews/King William/King and Queen/Lancaster, Virginia their whole lives, then they drive over here every couple of months and everything is changing/growing because of military and gov't workers moving in and out because of everything happening overseas... kind of like a culture clash, and it's really irritating because it's not 1960 anymore.
     
  19. novarys

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    i dont want to get old! i dotn want to be a lousy driver:p
    but like chuck suggested, i think that once you hit the age 60 and 65 you should take the drivers test over again. or something. the older drivers...drive ilke they are new drivers.
    it's a good thing you can drive pretty well man, otherwise i'm sure that old lady would have had a nice dent on her bumper or whatever.
     
  20. Triscuit

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    i wish i lived in ohio, cuz im in a polka band, and we would be huge in ohio....
     

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