how do.....

disable people ascend the stairway to heaven?

 

they dont.
they arent pure.

 

maybe its an escalator now.....

 

the wheelchair ramp to heaven. its a lot less steep, therefore a lot longer.

 

Maybe if you carry them piggyback, you can score extra points....

 

Never heard of such a thing called heaven.

 

take some acid and look upwards you should see it.

 

If they haven't already realised that god has turned his back on them, I'm not going to break the news.

 

duh! they're disabled because god hates them and wants them to suffer as long as possible! just like you get really sick because you're a SINNER.

<the scary thing is that there's people out there who actually believe this shit. amazing.>

 

didn't you hear? they have elevators now.

 

but is it really the same if you take the easy way to get there? all the health nuts jogging their way to heaven will just shake their heads at you, forgetting they were hit by a passing motorist while chasing their natural high...