why is it

when white guys pass out around each other the guys who are still awake always do some borderlined gay shit to to the passed out friend?

 

not to mention what they do to a girl that passes out.....

 

like shoving a realistic looking dildo down your pants and putting it in the passed out guy's mouth and taking pics and showing them to him when he wakes up, and he thinks he sucked on one of his friend's peewogger's ?

anyway I don't know why guys feel the need to do that shit.

maybe deep down they're gay? hehe

 

overcompensation of their own insecurities, particularly their sexual orientation and the size of their dick.

men are weird.

 

amen to that!!

 

what are they covering for when they shit on a passed out guy?

 

So they can post it on collegehumor.

You people think too much.

 

ok.....why did I use to color peoples eyelids with black sharpie? Huh Smart guy?

 

Cause they woke up and you could tell 'em they got faced.

Or maybe it was some deep seeded homoerotic kinda thing, I'm not your therapist.

But I do play one on the internet.

 

Or maybe, they passed you around like a hookah?

 

Thats not true, I'm very comfortable with the size of my sexual orentation.

 

I like the size of your sexual orientation, if that's any consolation

 

nah its just hard to get off and not immediately noticable with eyes open

 

Aw, thanks. I do it all for the ladies... plus I think my cat watches sometimes. Freaking pervert.

 

isnt that why you bought that particular breed?

 

I dont drink

 

Yes I'm sure you must have great insight into the matter, being a man and all.

 

eh, I just assume that most things guys do are driven by sex in one form or another. happens with chicks too. sex drives most people, even if we don't realize it.

then again, I'm currently overrun by hormones

 

Haha I guess you could be right, it does seem many people are driven near soley by sex. Doesn't make sense to me, but eh. Anyway, I think the main reason we do shit like that is simply because it's so damn funny. For a long time, we always videotaped everything we did when trashed, it was great to watch the next day.

 

sorry jeremy, that's just you