The following things annoy me.

Pink tooth paste.

The uncomfortable quailty of tennis shoes.

The way Patrick never agrees with me on anything.

Whales.

Women on Oprah who use phrases like "Cute-ola!" to describe eachother's uniform outifts, consisting of button-down shirts in pastel colors, grey or khaki pants, and ugly flats with bows on them.

Women on Oprah who say things like, "Why do men like breasts? I mean, they're just breasts. Tee hee!" These women are either lying, or abnormal. Every normal person likes breasts.

Women on Oprah, in general.

Violent dreams.

Violent dreams about women on Oprah.

And... the lack of available grey-colored hair dye.



Yes.

 

This thread got a "thumbs up" icon, even though the list is intended as a negitive thing.

My optimism is showing.

 

You put those bastards down in an uplifting manner. Thumbs up.

I like Oprah, she's nifty, but I agree with those things.

Pretty much all of those things.

 

Oprah's on my list.

 

You said "women on Oprah." Not just "Oprah."

Also, I said "pretty much," not everything.

 

Oprah is on Oprah

 

Damn.

I still said "pretty much."

I like Oprah goddamn.

 

She's on my "Women to turn into lesbians" list.

Not my "People to Execute" list.

I like her, too. She goes from political analysis, to, "Oh you KNOW it, girlfriend!" in .03 seconds.

 

Her best friend could definitely lead her on the dyke bandwagon. Gail. Ugh.

Oprah makes funny voices.

 

Oprah wears ALOT of makeup..

 

No.

 

Wow man, i guess you are right lol ...

 

thank you.....


I agree with the oprah ones too, but that one stood out, the only good grey hair colourant I can find comes out in like 6 hours



it is sad.....

 

I soooo wish I was a guest on Sue Johanson's show.

 

Mayhaps I'll be Oprah this halloween.

 

the daily show once ran a segment about the evil's of oprah and her giving cars away to people

 

you shoulda opened up your mouth, blackie.

 

My tennis shoes are comfy.

 

tennis shoes, pfft. cantcha make do with a pair of trainers?

 

Life in Amerika, in a nutshell: Ordering a big mac with a small diet coke.

Hell, to tell you the truth, being a vegetarian would probably be cheaper if you knew how to shop... instead you have parents who are like "It's expensive"... yeah, if you buy processed/prepackaged/frozen foods.