someone help pleeasee

i had to write this stupid fucking autobiography thing, and i hate writing conclusion sentences. with a passion





i'm just gunna put this bluntly...



someone write it for me


i'll post the autobiography thing, and like..send me a couple you wrote


this thing is so stupid..don't even take it seriously..
its so ridiculously cheesy and fake.....







ugh..
TEH suck.

 

In conclusion, The End.

 

"Peace, bitches..."

Micha, can't do this shit stoned.

 

i can't do that

this is the first homework thing,..and i don't want her to not like me for the rest of the year
this is already gunna be my crappiest class..

 

ok ok...how bout this

"And to conclude, in the immortal words of the great Dr. Seuss 'Oh, the places you'll go!'"

 

I said at the beginning I felt that this paper was a work of vanity, Understanding now why you had us write it I thank you.


Suck up points and a conclusion sentence, you also have full circle......

can't say it's a great route, but I'm watching a movie........

 

Is it like a paper you turn in? Or do you just present it?

On the presentations I uaually just improvise it.

But if you need a paper...that sucks..

 

conclusions in papers with thesis' are easir...you just re-state everyhting you said in a very short way, and write big words and crazy mixed up sentences

openended essays are hard

 

well..
idunno..i suck at sucking up
i don't like being a suck up..
i don't really wanna thank her for anything

 

notice the last sentence......

 

Its all fact and no feeling, get creative on it, the style you are writting in makes it dificult to make a conclusive statement

 

Oh muh gawd.

We had to write one at the start of grade 8. It had to be 12 chapters long, at least 2 pages per chapter, and it was all organized into categories.

You got off easy dere.

 

I had to do an autobiography at one point........ I wrote it through the perspective of one of my cells....... I figured may as well fuck with the teacher a little.......

 

ya thats only cos it's a stupid homework assignment


rrah
this sucks
i'd BS the goddamn thing, but i can't think of HOW

 

Its a crying shame that George went to sleep. You should see the write-up that kid did on Keller Williams on Wikipedia. Damn.

 

Mention Saudi...

Maybe towels.

And a loofa sponge.

...im not helping...

 

take one event in your life and expand it into how it was a truly enlightening experience


prefferably something ridiculous and recent


think finding a penny on the road.....

 

"Overall, I consider myself completely unique. I'm aware that there is no one person in the world who is just like me. I have my own interests, my own ideas, and my own tastes and values. But most importantly, I have my own soul, which no one can ever take away from me, and which can never be put perfectly into words."


I used the "I am yew-neeke!" ending for a 4th grade similar assignment.

 

You said that you wanted us to write this so you could get to know me. This won't tell you anything about me except random facts. Maybe it's just me not being able to open up. But one day, we're all going to be dead, and this won't matter in the least.



there.

 

.......realize that the teacher assigned this to find out who you are in a "how to deal with you" sense as well as to measure your writing ability.........




sabotaging the teacher in both goals is always an option.....