random statement thread

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I think scape goat may be a misnomer.... scape goats get nothing out of it...


we didn't really try to get him and we enhanced his imfamy...... of course by leaving him out there we give some paranoid dumbass americans that lingering fear that an old man with kidney disease is gonna git 'em........

 

Micha makes me want to clap.

 

I'm dreaming of a tope christmas......

 

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raquel welch is still okay looking...... she was damn hot in the 60's

 

My wrists are too small.

 

my wrists are 7 1/4 inches in diameter.....

 

14, male...... that is assumed isn't it?

 

My wrists are 2 1/3 inches across.

I can't buy a watch that fits.

 

I can't find a wristwatch that'll survive, so I've gone pocketwatch.......



I have an ambient electromagnetic field that kills watches without metal backs and I'm allergic to watches with metal backs.......


in other news a tornado fucked up wright wyoming.....

 

Mck Fleetwood's Zoo fucking rocks.

 

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then get more random


JELLY BEANS, CHEETO's, NATIONAL GUITARS AND AMERICAN PORNOGRAPHY!!!!!!!!!!

 

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and dropped his fly and said 'Jill, do you wanna?'
Jill said 'Yes,' and dropped her dress and then they had some fun.
But stupid Jill forgot the pill; and now they have a son.

 

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Who cares?

 

COW SEPTIC TANK BOOZE RITALIN



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