Don't Mess With Texas

I have lived here for about a year (I moved here from the west coast)

I HATE TEXAS!

I just wanted to get that out.

Texas sucks ASS!

I can't wait to get back to the west !

 

Oh c'mon now. I've lived here my whole life, and it's not THAT bad.

 

YES IT IS!

I grew in Oregon and California~ Complete oppisite of Texas.

I could prolly handle Northern Texas, but Im down here in Southern Texas....with all the fucking yeehaw and y'alls and fixin' too and your mama bull shit.

 

I'm in north east. I guess I just sort of got used to it after 15 years...I just sort of ignore the assholes.

 

I love Oregon.....specially right around Eugene...

 

texas...

 

I drove through the pan handle once..and airport, I have had layovers in texas....but that is all

 

I'd kick you out myself.

Not that I really carek, but this states pretty okay for the most part, there are parts in the south and west that kinda suck, but north and central Texas are great.

Can't be worse the California, LA is the worst city in America. Every asshole in LA makes up for every hick in south and west Texas.

 

yep. i lived in socal most of my life, and i can honestly say i'd pick texas. i really love the landscape out there, and the accent. there's moron assholes everywhere. dont' let the culture shock defeat you!! only you can make the change. BE THE CHANGE!! positively affect the people around you.

lol.

 

I don't mess with Texas, mostly because I have no desire to ever go there

But a Texan that I meet away from Texas is fair game.

The only people Ilike from there are the Butthole Surfers, Willie Nelson, and Lodui

oh and some kid I worked with at the market in Seattle, he was cool...he would piss anywhere

 

aw, i know some really nice people from texas. i'll tell you who makes me crazy, people from oklahoma. what's up with the hair?

 

I know there are some nice people from there...its just that any state that has don't mess with....in its little slogan deserves the shit they get.


I knew 1 person from Oklahoma, and he was actually very cool/smart/talented...but of course he left Oklahoma and never went back.

Whats up with uhhh....Florida and why does it suck so bad ?

 

it's the mold, i think. all that damp air, and people with gallons and gallons of bleach, piles of plywood, old people, and thongs. fucks with the head. like swamp rot. OH! and the hurricane insurance companies.

lol. i was born in florida. i have lots of friends there. they're all insane.

 

I stayed in San Antonio for 4 months. Imagine my surprise when I found out the Alamo was right in the middle of town. Blew my mind... Plus there are a lot of hot women in Texas.

 

i love san antonio. there's a lot of east texas that i really liked. the beaches are really gorgeous, too. neat stuff. and whenever we were moving across country (several times) the storms through texas and new mexico were magic.

 

Texas isn't so bad.

 

I hate Texas.
everyone I know...is like
Texass texass texass.
so, so lame ...it rocks!
I love Texas.
Steers, Beers and Queers.

Punks rock faggots and dirty, old dykes.
unite under the tattered flag of TexASS.
Lone Star. One Star
One Love
One God!!
!!!! ONE RULER!!!
(ahem)
The oppressive heat and bipolar politics
plus some of the best 'yeah' in the south...
ah...texass..I hate you.

 

if youre gonna play in texas you gotta have a fiddle int eh band

 

hahaha

but really.
did you know George Strait is GAY!
I serviced him one night behind the Bonham Exchange!!

 

Hahahaha... yeah, I lived there for 6 months, it was horrible... well I was in Port Arthur, really it's on the border to Louisiana, but, people, they're such hicks!!


Nah not all of them, I met good people there too, and one of my best friends now. People are actually very friendly... but I couldn't live there for months again.