wanted: a nice girl that smokes weed, mabey has a bong .. i dont' car what she looks like has to listen to about anything besides country ... damn country to hell!
Well, if we're doing date-wanted...i'll go too. Wanted a female, ages 80-120. Tattoos are a must. Has to smoke, drink, and take extacy. Has to have a dog, the dog has to be brown, and has to be big enough to ride on like a horse. Teeth are optional. I need you to go clubing with, so you must be able to walk. A minimum of 10 hemp accesories on you at once is necesary. You must be able to handle heavy machinery, and must be able to know how to cook dog meat. You must only have one eye, and that eye must be the colour of your dog. The other eye you can keep in a glass jar of you want to. You must be into bondage and graphic cartoon violence. I want you to try on my pink bunney costume. You must be a vegan who enjoys eating meat once in a while. You must be a hippy, and if not that, a hippo. I'm wating for you, oh girl (or thing) of my dreams!
:X I'm your kinda gal, Rubey. There's not a better dog meat-cooker than me! My turn. WANTED: An old man who likes to watch child pornography. Must abuse alcohol and of course all other drugs. Must be a woman abuser who will beat the shit out of me daily. Needs to be fat, lazy and smelly. Can't have a job or previous work history. Must label himself a hippie...I will accept nothing more or less. Has to wear tie-dye non-stop and no shoes allowed. I will be the queen of our double-wide trailer in the everfriendly hippie trailer park.
Where? When? How? How? Can I stalk them? Find out thier home adress, phone number, social security number, and foot size... please...it's important, i'll pay you with beastiality from my 3 legged dog.
My thoughts exactly. Speaking from personal experience being at a computer will not bring anything in the way of deep meaningful relationships. You need to be out in the real world to find love. Hope you do someday, good luck with it. TTFN Sage PS Check out the UK forum here. There might well be someone near you who you can meet up with and hang out with.
