the mystery sound

(this is a true story)
this morning i was sitting at my computer reading the news when i heard this strange sound come from outside. i paid no attention 2 it and continued reading but the sound started to grow louder. i knew that sound but couldn't quite place it, so i wound open the window and cocked my ear out and i heard very clearly what sounded to me like some1 giving head. that sort of combination slurping/gulping sound u make. i was amazed as i stood there listening, i poked my head out of the window as far as it could go but i saw nothing and no1 out there. the noises continued unabated 4 some time until finally i could bear it no longer. i got dressed, put my shoes on and went out to see who it was making this riotous noise at 7 o'clock in the morning. lo and behold did i get a surprise at what i saw....


anybody guess?

 

some squirrels or something having sex right outside your window =D

 

your wife and the newspaper boy? *shrug*

 

Jesus and Mary going at it?

 

A dog licking itself.

 

a bear eating the remains of your neighbor....and slurping up the innerds

 

A giant straw from the sky drinking out of the storm sewer

 

did he forget about this thread or something?

 

it was me and Nick... come on you can tell them!

 

a baby duck learning to quack

 

Does your girlfriend quack when she gives you head?

 

no but i quack when i get it (but not from a girlfriend i hasten 2 add)

 

Our parrot has three toy ducks that he 'parents' he talks with them and gets so excited when he's playing with them, he laughs like crazy, he used to regurgitate food to feed them but now he picked up a duck from the bottom of the cage and vigourously dragged it to his food bowl, which is a climb, and the ducks are not light they're kinda big, and put the ducks beak into the food bowl and coached it on how to eat by itself and now he's sitting on his perch above the food bowl and the duck being patient and supportive and waiting for the bird to eat on its own. It's the cutest thing I've ever seen, he's such a good dad!!!

 

Really? Do you have a boyfriend?

 

That's so cool. I want a cool bird.

 

why? know where i can find one?

 

Hi james...

 

hi matthew. not turning are we?

 

You never know your luck...

 

in my experience that usually means 'yes'.