One day, at a party, (after drinking 7 shots of Orange Schmirnoff Vodka, 4 beers, and a very big cup of Schnopps), I went outside for a smoke, and locked myself in the trunk of someone's car.
The car belonged to a freind of mine. I did it cause I was trashed and disoriented. My freind thought it was funny as hell.
HA! That's a hell of a mistake. One minute you're outside smokin, the next you're trapped in some damn trunk.... That reminds me of a stupid friend a had. He took like 50 gravel pills. He decided he was going for a walk, but got trapped in a corner on the way out of the house. And he couldn't get out for so long! I was just a corner of the room! Nothing blocking him in, he just couldn't figure it out!