Answer a question with a question.

Is that not an appropriate question for this conversation?

 

do you think it is?

 

So does your opinion not count?

 

Do you even know where you are right now?

 

would knowing where I am help you sleep more soundly?

 

How could it, when i don't even sleep?

 

Is that because you dont know where I am?

 

What would that have to do with anything?

 

You mean I am not the sole reason for existance?

 

Am i the first to break this to you?

 

oh, does the world revolve around you now?

 

Would it offend you if it did?

 

why shouldnt I be offended?

 

Would you believe me if i said, "because it was the gnomes that told me to say it"?

 

Do the gnomes collect underpants?

 

Are you missing any?

 

Could you find em for me if I was?

 

Would you give me a detailed discription of what i was looking for?

 

Does this mean you CAN locate lost underpants?

 

Would it make you happy if I said yes?