if you give a mouse a cookie

I just had an intense dance session with the Yardbirds.

OVER UNDER SIDEAAWAYASAS DOWNNWNW AI SALOCE THEAT SONFGF!

 

...........


the first time I heard the song "now your messin' with a somabitch"


I thought they were singing now you're messin' with osama bin laden.......

 

me to/

 

I heard it first on september 20th 2001........


I thought it was pretty fucking tasteless......

 

me to/

not really.

It was on the radio. At night sometime. I was playing Halo.

 

see, I just didn't get halo, I mean the graphics were good, but as for gameplay, meh, it was just a regular every day fps, went online fragged some people, ran over some others, no challenge.....

 

I used to be a Halo addict.

Now im a YH addict.

 

I oscilate between guildwars and yh....


I'm such the consumate rpg addict


99 of every chrono trigger item (tabs everything) maxed stats on every character, every ending...


no cheats.....


that shit took forever....

 

s'spelled with a 'k'

 

that was many pages ago. ah well.

 

How the fuck would the mouse even eat the cookie?!?

That story is propertionally incorrect!

 

he would first slobber on it & then nibble @ it

 

Thats what I thought.

 

he would phone his buddies and they would have an orgy of slobbering and nibbling and mouse sex.... it would be a festival of greco roman proportions



and one of them would play the lyre.....

 

oh man here we go.

 

grape please

 

i hit kyle with a grape yesterday/

 

Yesterday, after you two left, everone came over. I had nine people in my bathroom taking hits off of the gravity bong. I tried to get Kyle to come over but he didnt want to for some reason. He didnt know we had weed.

And then some more people came over and we hot boxed the bus.

 

who were the people?

 

Aj, Matt, Bernie... and some other people...