Answer a question with a question.

And what if i am? What if i'm actually on their side? What if we're secretly planning on dipping you in chocolate and throwing you to the lesbians?

 

How did you know my best friend was a lesbian?

 

aha ... did you not think i'd be back?

 

could wild horses have kept you away?

 

Would you believe not?

 

does a lion tamer eat spam?

 

Does a bear shit in the woods?

 

Have you ever heard of a polar bear?

 

Who hasn't?

 

Do you think they poop in the woods?

 

Don't you know that there are wooded areas in the tundra too? Where else would they poop?

 

Do they wipe? Do they live on the Tundra?

 

Who really knows?

 

Are you the one destined to go find out?

 

And what if I am? Would you want to tag along?

 

COuld I bring a camera and and a book of crossword puzzles?

 

Are the crossword puzzles really necessary? Would you really find me that boring?

 

Could I have a second to collect my thoughts on that?

 

How could you be so inconsiderate of my feelings? Have you no SOUL?

 

Cant a man put his foot in his mouth once in awhile?
Can he be forgiven after he does?