How do I tell somone to shower....

Discussion in 'Health and Fitness' started by willowbaby89, Aug 16, 2005.

  1. willowbaby89

    willowbaby89 Member

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    Ok, I met this really cool guy,he so sweet and so nice and we like eachother alot,problem is hes the type of "hippie" who doesnt shower,his smell is just so ...horrible,I wouldnt let him touch me or kiss me,When he slept on my bed I had to change the sheets and keep the windows open for a few hours to air out my room and get the smell out of my bed,how do I tell him in a nice way to ummm,shower more ofen?
     
  2. meepmeep5000

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    are you dating him? if you are then just tell him, honey I like you alot but I need you to shower more often. OR start showering with him once or twice a week, I'm sure the smell will improve.

    if you're not...maybe just deal with it and don't let him sleep in your bed. You could also just ask him nicely...say he's real cool but you can't hang out with him when he smells like that.. Sounds like he has a more serious problem than just not showering though.... usually B.O is only that bad if his diet is shit, he smokes cigs, or he really hasn't showered in forever....
     
  3. IronGoth

    IronGoth Newbie

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    Shove him into a shower, turn on the water and lock the door.

    There is no insult in telling someone he stinks, and to bathe.
     
  4. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Super Moderator

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    but there are gentle ways, bro...not that you'd know what that is (elbows I Goth, ducks and runs)
     
  5. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

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    Tell him "I'm going to take a shower. Want to join me?"
     
  6. Piney

    Piney Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    He should be sleeping on the floor untill he improves his hygene !


    Keep him off the furniture !
     
  7. willowbaby89

    willowbaby89 Member

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    Well I was thinking about showering with him but theres kind of a big problem,i live at home with my little brother whos 14,Im 16 and hes over20 I dont want my little brother seeing me doing that:& :& That would just be weird
     
  8. TheLizardQueen

    TheLizardQueen horny for knowledge

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    give him soap for his birthday
     
  9. willowbaby89

    willowbaby89 Member

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    :p :D Ha ha naykidape lmao
     
  10. willowbaby89

    willowbaby89 Member

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    The soap thing for his birthday would be a little mean :H
     
  11. TheLizardQueen

    TheLizardQueen horny for knowledge

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    i wuz only joking :p
     
  12. ophelia68977

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    Tell him that taking a shower with a guy is one of your fave things- and then get him to do it every other day.

    Or buy him some nice bodywash as a gift. Make sure it's not tested on animals. Like something cool, but semi-manly from a hippie shop.
    They have hemp soap at health food stores- he could like that.
     
  13. IronGoth

    IronGoth Newbie

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    Men don't pick up on subtlety.

    Shoving him in the shower with a broom and saying "you reek! Shower NOW" works.
     
  14. Shampoo

    Shampoo Banned

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    just say "you stink take a shower" but maybe make it nicer..
     
  15. willowbaby89

    willowbaby89 Member

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    I cant do that to him goth ,hes very fragile!!!!lol:p
     
  16. IronGoth

    IronGoth Newbie

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    Oh for Christ's sake.

    If he's that fragile he belongs nowhere near you anyway.
     
  17. willowbaby89

    willowbaby89 Member

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    What teh hell is that supposed to mean ?
     
  18. soulofthetrees33

    soulofthetrees33 Member

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    just tell him to take a shower.
     
  19. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    just invite him into a shower with you, or go to a pool together, something where he gets into relatively clean water
     
  20. synaptic aether

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    make him eat better? it seems that people with more 'natural' diets have almost pleasent b.o. most of the time.
     
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