I reserve the right to change my mind To radically switch sides To dance back and forth over the line To contradict all that I was To attack what I believed And change my soul because I’d rather not deceive I’m sorry if it inconveniences you That I’m not so easily calculated That I’m not a trusted constant I apologize if you’re frustrated Why do you praise the mule And shoot the crow I won’t be a stubborn tool I’ll admit I didn’t know How else could I learn and grow? Don’t be so shocked Nothing lasts forever All things are impermanent And change as frequent as the weather