Oh Fuck! Does everybody know?

Me and a buddy of mine got stoned for a party last night. But not even one minute after we got there, some kid we had never met before just yelled, "dude look at how high these kids are!." He was pretty cool about it, he joked around with us. But it got me to thinking about a few times out in public when it just felt like everybody could tell I was high. Can most people pick a stoner out of a crowd?

 

Just don't let your eyes sag and make sure you don't smell like weed still. If you walk goofy while stoned, that's a big one too.

I've told this story before, I think, but my buddies and I were high at a local carnival one day. We walked by some guy's game booth and he yelled out, "Hey, look! It's a bunch of pot-heads!" then he tried to yell offensive advice at us like, "get off your ass and *something something something*." So everyone around knew by that point. We just stayed cool and bought munchies. heheh.

I do hate it when people yell shit like that though. Just the other day I went to a McDonalds with some people.. I just bought a bag of grass from this one guy and I was nervous that it would fall outta my pants so I keep making sure it was still there, every once and a while. They were all smiling at me and making fun because of my habitual bud stroking lol.. a few minutes later, I sit on the other side of the seat opposite the guys. One guy cracks a joke, "Hey, look how suspicious that guy looks! Looks like he has a bag of marijuana in his pocket or something." :& Then the dude next to him says, "Yeah but look at this guy (pointing to the other) stoned out of his mind with red eyes and an ounce of bud in his pocket" and we all laughed. I guess it's ok to take things lightly as long as there are no cops around.

 

Yeah, people really shouldn't yell it out. Both my friend and I were acting normally, personally I think it was our eyes that gave it away.

 

Ah yeah. Visene rocks..

 

ya i can tell man. usualy. people uusaly know if im stoned or not. tho some of my friends say i jus look 'naturally' that way now.

 

I'm sure most people I run into while stoned realize that I am stoned. Most don't care, but some people can be real dicks about it.

One time i walked into a coffee shop completely stoned and some guy walks up to me and holds up a cup of tea, saying just loud enough to catch the attention of everyone in the shop, "Green tea!!! Do you want some green tea!?! GREEN TEA!!" He was taunting me with so much enthusiasm, so much compassion... He then preceded to hold it up in front of my face until I walked away stupified.

Another time a friend and I walked into some restaurant and while my friend was ordering his food the cashier commented, "Your cologne's a bit strong today, eh?...you know, the green cologne? *wink*"

 

I can tell who knows and who is suspicous and stuff a lil'
according to me about maybe 1/4 of people know

 

haha i was in a small candy stor eyesterday, high, buying muchies. i asked the lady to make some reccomendations and she gave me a mary jane. she said its peanutbuttery and good, and that it was a good name for a candy too. couldn't help but smile...

 

hahahaha.....i remember when that happened to us man...that kid saw right through us

 

hahaha, yeah he knew right away. Still a pretty fun night though.

 

Yeah, especially when you just start smoking its wicked obvious. I used to be so paranoid about people knowing I was high. The worst was waiting in line for a movie or something. Like, you just stand there and stand there but the line just doesn't move. Are you standing funny? So you shift your weight... again and again... what do you look at? Look at the floor, look at the movie posters, just dont look anyone in the eye... Fuck! When will the line move?! And then you finally make your purchase, but its so hard to use your fingers to find money in your wallet.... hehe, those were the worst. I dont think its very obvious when I'm stoned anymore unless people talk to me... I dont even care anymore though.

 

people think im stoned even when im not...

 

stoners and adults over 50 know

 

I thuink people can tell. but thats only cause I get paroid.

 

If you use visine, and axe, you'll prolly be just fine... But its hard to hide it from other stoners.

 

Who gives a fuck if your high its not like the world even cares next time just have an I dont give a fuck attitude or even show that you dont care if people know then they will stop.

 

i understand that eye drops will get rid of red eye, but that doesnt account for the squinty eyes. When i use eye drops my eyes still have a glazed, odd look to them. they just dont look right.