Ok lets get down to brass tacks

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by outtahere, Aug 23, 2005.

  1. outtahere

    outtahere Member

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    All moral and ethical implications aside...

    what would be the largest animal you think you could best in hand to hand combat?
     
  2. oblivion

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    hmmmm, this is one i may need to ponder for a while.
     
  3. oblivion

    oblivion Member

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    so, whats yours outtahere? I think mine maybe a small to medium size domesticated cat. Not very brave am i?
     
  4. pabsy

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    hmmmm....make mine a hamster!
     
  5. pabsy

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    erm.....just re-read.... did you mean 'beat'?
     
  6. Oz!

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    Giraffe.....if i can get the bugger in a headlock :D
     
  7. o0child_at_nature0o

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    I recon i could take hmmm.....wel this is a tuff one i must say .....mybe a large dog.it's weird when u think about it most anamals xould kick my arse
     
  8. Claire

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    A-cow...but-I-wouldn't-cos-I-love-Cows:)
     
  9. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    Using "best" in the way that outtahere did is correct, but is seldom used nowadays. I think it was used in earlier centuries as a term for the winner of a duel. The past tense, if I remember it right, is even funnier looking

    "Thou hast bested me"
     
  10. Jim

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    *thinks of another animal with opposable thumbs...*
     
  11. Claire

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    hahaha...oh-yeh...cows-don't-have-hands-*doh*
     
  12. Jim

    Jim Senior Member

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    ;)
     
  13. Claire

    Claire Senior Member

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    I'm-blond-what's-everyone-elses-excuse?:D
     
  14. Jim

    Jim Senior Member

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    I'm auburn, but I dont think that's an official excuse.... Yet. :D
     
  15. Ellie-Rose

    Ellie-Rose Le Muppet

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    I'm a girl and thast my excuse!! ;)
     
  16. Cactus1966

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    Hi,
    no-one believes me but i sincerely believe i could beat a lion...
    If it ran at you and you dodged to the side n gave it a really hard kick in the temple...
    then beat the crap out of it while its dazed...
    yeah?
     
  17. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    Good idea, Cactus :)

    I think the other thing we're forgetting is that an animal's size is not proportional to the amount of danger one would put oneself in by fighting it. I can't think of any off the top of my head, but I'm certain there are some larger animals whose size is actually a disadvantage. I'm sure that a horse could be one though, if it doesn't suspect a thing and you poke its eyes out before it has a chance to react.
     
  18. roly

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    a warthog..
     
  19. PIXIEFIED

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    couple of rhinos and maybe a crocodile.
     
  20. dreadlockswampy

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    Probbably a hedgehog, but I'd have to wear gloves tho,
    the prickly buggers !!!
     
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