How can you tell when your stoned?

My thought patterns change, and I just sorta feel in tune with things. And more sensetive physically. Things look more real, closer and more tangible somehow, like instead of being an abstraction, I'm really seeing it. Same for sounds.

 

wow...ur pretty damn....HOT!

 

Smoke!!! I'll toke you up in spirit!! hehehehe, I'm so fuckin blazed right now!!!

 

i notice that i have less marijuana than i had before ... and was probably involved in its dissapearance ...

 

yeh if anything makes me sad its realising ive got less weed than i did before i just got high

 

its truly a case of less is more ....a lot like life ....take my advice .....pedal to the metal and go for it ......dont worry about entropy ....life is beautifull and so are u ...so spend both lavishly .

 

sweet hair stonerbill. we have the same name by the way. William.

 

a friend'll be talking to me and their voice sounds different. it almost sounds like when you listen to your voice played back to you.

my concentration goes through the roof and i concentrate so hard on something that i forget about everything around it, then i concentrate even harder and i forget what i was concentrating on.

the inside of my body feels warm in certain places and there's a huge buzz in my head.

and don't forget cotton mouth, or the fact that anything and everything makes me get the giggles

 

can you keep a secret?

its not my legal name, people call me 'bill'

shh dont tell

 

i love getting stoned

ive i get really stoned then my colours change, sometimes even go until everything is either black blue or red (nobody ever says this happens to them, think its just me) and if ive well over done it i loose my vision all together, can just see my feet in a blurred circle whilst everything else is dark, not scary at the time, still walk arround and everything, but decided im gna avoid smoking the much from now on, normally happens if i take too many buckets
most of the time i just get get tingly feelings through my arms and legs, eyes get heavy, get the giggles a lot, or sometimes just wanna curl up and go to sleep
and the best feeling of all whilst stoned is sitting there and thinking "fuck the world!" (refering to the people in it not the world itself) and not giving a shit what crap has happened over the last week and just wanting to stay that mellow for the rest of the day

 

do you ever get that colour thing other times? on other drugs? ever?

 

im at stonerbill's house, and we're quite contentedly sitting doing not much at all, and then I realise that I'm fricken hungry and there is NO WAY i could be bothered lugging my sorry ass downstairs to get supplies. so i bug bill for a while. and then it usually ends with me eating his food. preferably his ice cream. i'd be interested to hear about everyone else's fav munchie food - but maybe thats another thread...

 

Everything gets tingly when I begin to feel high, it's awesome!

 

its like sleeping... you never know the point between when you acually sleep and when your awake