dumbest well known phrases

I think I'm gonna have to go with "trees are people too" this is so stupid in everyway, how the fuck can you get a tree and a person confused? name me one person that stand in one spot all the time, uses groundwater and light for food, has leaves, and makes great fucking paper

 

lol
haha
its raining like cats and dogs.... i mean wtf? how can it be raining like cats and dogs.......? weird uh?

 

if you consider someone that human as only being a person i guess thats right, but if you've ever read the His Dark Materials trillogy you might realise that anything with a concious can be concidered a person.. i think thats what the saying means

 

'poop piss people poo'

I hate it when they say that.

 

"Stupid is as stupid does"....


WTF?

I hate that....

Maybe Im just too stupid to figure it out, I dunno.

 

[size=-1]"We don't swim in your toilet so don't pee in our pool" [/size]

 

Any phrases that have...

"You Go, Girl!"
"That's HOT!"
"My Bad"
"Kewl"
"Omigod!"
"Like..."
"Whatever" *hand motion*
"Yummy!"
"prolly"

in them...

... (to be continued...)

 

"Don't yuck my yum" - that'll make my hands ball up into fists.

 

right on my friend ... couldn't agree more!

 

"Yada...yada...yada"

Classic Seinfeld episode built around this phrase.

 

Youve yadda yaddaed sex?

haha yes.

 

If your friends jumped of a bridge would you?


I dont like that one. too vague. however I do like "thats what she said"

 

"WWJD?"

I'll tell you what he'd do - he'd throw his hands up in the air, look toward the heavens, and yell "I'm not going to take the rap again, you want this cleaned up, you clean it up!"

 

"the early bird gets the worm"

this is stupid.
everybody knows that birds dont sleep?@!?!

 

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

 

"Have your cake and eat it too"- what the fuck does that mean? what other uses for cake are there?

 

Maybe it's just me but when people greet with
"How do you do?"
how do you do what?

 

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free.

 

If you don't know, I ain't going to tell you.
You can't get there from here.
If it isn't one thing it's another.
No offense, but...
Nothing against you, but,....
Don't take this personally, but...

 

"it all depends"

my gparents said that every fucking time i asked a question. god they drive me mad.