I KNOW FAR TOO MANY F*KKIN STUPID IMMATURE ATTENTION-SEEKING, SELF CENTRED SKANKS AND MOST OF THEM HAVEN'T CHANGED SINCE THE AGE OF 18!!! (I guess i'm just too nice to tell them how i really feel, anyone else have this problem!?!)
Jerry, you could start by shaving off that beard. 18 year old chicks like young faces, not dirty ol mugs. Next, quit talking about how often you perform the 5 knuckle shuffle. Girls want to know and are more attracted to guys that actually get laid.
Nah, at least back on '93 dead tour, them youguns couldnt get enough of them old guys. well they were all old road heads, not just hairy.....