I hate getting boners at the most inopportune times

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  1. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    I was sitting in the back of an ambulance today while transfering a patient and the vibrations from the road caused me to get a damn hard on.
    I did my best to think about things to keep it from getting bigger, but it wouldn't work.

    So we pull up to the hospital, and I'm at full mast at this point. I try repositioning it without making it look obvious. So I'm trying to reposition my dick in front of a large 58 y/o female who we had to unload from the ambulance.
    She saw it and smiled.

    life sucks.
     
    Lodog, May 12, 2005
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  3. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    Tell the truth, you know it was her that turned you on.
     
    TheGanjaKing, May 12, 2005
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  5. HippyFreek2004

    HippyFreek2004 changed screen name

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    poor lodog...that's what you get for thinking of me at work ;)
     
    HippyFreek2004, May 12, 2005
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  7. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    i'm sure all of that is true, except I'm almost positive it was a guy's ass you were looking at.
     
    TheGanjaKing, May 12, 2005
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  9. Small_Brown

    Small_Brown Senior Member

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    Right at the end of class, then the bell rings & you have to leave. Terrible. Whenever I get an erection at a bad time, I always think about murdering people and that seems to make it go away REAL quick.:)
     
    Small_Brown, May 12, 2005
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  11. RxHEAD

    RxHEAD Member

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    Seems embarrasing now...cherish the wood- someday you might have to spend $10 bucks just to be able to get it up. Now that is tragic!
     
    RxHEAD, May 13, 2005
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  13. guitarslinger

    guitarslinger Schwa

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    Good Point
     
    guitarslinger, May 13, 2005
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  15. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    A guy I worked with called those "bus boners" because they happened to him on the school bus a lot as a kid...:D
     
    daisymae, Aug 26, 2005
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  17. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    don't feel bad. you made an uncomfortable woman smile! it's like charity.
     
    mynameiskc, Aug 26, 2005
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  19. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Yeah, and at least she smiled and didn't scream..:D
     
    daisymae, Aug 26, 2005
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  21. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    i got boners on the school bus a lot too.
     
    Death, Aug 27, 2005
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  23. iscreamchocolate

    iscreamchocolate Senior Member

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    haaaa haaaaa haaaaaaa :D:D heehee sucker!
     
    iscreamchocolate, Aug 27, 2005
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  25. pansy

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    you made that poor woman smile! that's a good thing! all the best things in life seem to be random, don't they?

    peace,

    pansy
     
    pansy, Aug 27, 2005
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  27. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    even when I did get a boner in public, no one ever noticed becuz my dick is too small
     
    TheGanjaKing, Aug 27, 2005
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  29. _orgazmik_

    _orgazmik_ o_O

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    Oh yeah, I really hate when that happens.
     
    _orgazmik_, Aug 27, 2005
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  31. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    so you still have your cock?
     
    TheGanjaKing, Aug 27, 2005
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  33. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    SOmehow I cant imagine you hating that....
     
    crummyrummy, Aug 27, 2005
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  35. Jennifer19

    Jennifer19 Senior Member

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    heh
     
    Jennifer19, Aug 27, 2005
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  37. HorseBadorties

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    Good thing you were focusing on the duties of your job, man.
     
    HorseBadorties, Aug 27, 2005
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  39. 121

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    I still get bus boners :( It always happens a few minutes before my stop too. It's almost like an alarm cock. When I try to think of something else it just gets harder and meatier :eek:
     
    121, Aug 28, 2005
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