Hearing you eat makes me want to shoot myself in the temple...twice

Nausea...frustration...can't think...I'm gonna puke...AAAAAAghhghgh. Make it stop....*rising in throat*...breathe...breathe...make it stop....Why the fuck won't it stop?...crunch crunch crunch...SMACK...chew...chew....I'm gonna puke...oh my god ...Are you fucking done yet?! Jesus....crunch crunch..slurp...chew chew...grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....slurp slurp...crunch CRUNCH CRUNCH....i puked in my mouth a little...thoughts are clouded over...anger...AHHHHHHHH

This is what goes through my mind when I hear people smacking, crunching, eating, eating loudly, breathing loudly, slurping, sucking their teeth, snoring, talking with food in their mouths, or anything rude or disgusting having to deal with food, eating, and breathing, etc...BE QUIET while you fucking eat, breathe, and drink people.

It drives me crazy.

 

yeah i leave the room whenever my dads in there eating curry or something cos it just makes me sick

 

My stepdad snores so badly it drives me to insanity. When he sleeps with his mouth wide open I give him a drop of tobasco and run far.

 

I can't stand that shit.

 

hahaha, my brother is just like that, drives me crazy...I've even told him before and he is still the loudest eater around.

 

it seriously gives me borderline anxiety attacks though! i think i have a phobia of it....seriously....

 

It also means they don't chew it good enough

 

haha ohh shit.. thats like my dad.. but he snores so loud, its like he sounds like hes going to suck his face in..
when hed go on business trips, the people he worked with would make him get a room all the way at the end of the hotel...
He has to wear a mask this hooked up to something when he sleeps.. he sounds like freaking predator taking off his mask when he unhooks and takes off the damn thing..

as for people who eat loudly or do any of that stuff, I could really give two craps what people sound like cause I know we all have our annoying tendencies and really shouldnt care that much cause I bet, no I can guarantee that you all do annoying stuff that some might even go as far as shanking you for... ya know what I mean..

 

i quit a babysitting job years ago because all 3 boys chewed with their mouths open and i couldn't take it anymore.

 

you sound like you have a lot of patience...

 

That is one of my big pet peeves...

sounds like a goddamn cow chewing its cud *cringes*

It makes me want to reach over and shake them to tell them to stop. It, too drives me CRAZY!

Sorry I don't want to HEAR your food or SEE your food! Chew with your goddamn mouth CLOSED!!!!

*ok, I feel better now*

 

let it out girl

 

funny thing is.. i now work at an elementary school during lunch time with 430 little half open chewing mouths and it doesn't bug me one bit.

 

it makes me go crazy and get nauseous. i would die

 

My mom would rant and rave about me making noise when I ate. She came to the conclusion that my head is empty so the noise echos and magnifies before coming out my ears (because my mouth was closed while chewing). Oh.. the fun complexes our mother's unknowingly give us!

the sound made when people bite their metal utensils drives me batty. You don't need to EAT the fork, idiot-stick!!

 

I freaked out on my old roommate when he used to do that. It sounded like he was fucking running with a wet sponge in his mouth. Did it ever piss me off! Then he tried to give me the "well, it's the way I was brought up excuse. My dad is the same way" and I was like "well some fathers molest their children but the children don't do it when they have kids...break the fucking cycle!"

 

Maybe you should eat in a closet.

 

Whenever my stepdad ate I could hear his teeth click together, and it drove me nuts. I just wanted to punch his teeth out so I wouldn't have to hear it. He would chew on plain icecream, nothing added, just the cream, and his teeth would just be clicking away...oooo, how I hate that. And he had digestion problems of some sort too, becasue after he ate something he would belch for a continous 10 minutes....so gross.

 

It makes me went to shoot THEM in the leg untill they die a horrible death of blood loss.

 

haha no kidding. it totally makes me uneasy when i can hear someone chewing or gulping down their drink alot of times. >=P